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Euclidthegreek wrote:
Raziel wrote:When you say "I also got chased by a Canadia goose" do you mean it tried to rape you? It would go along with the trend. Or perhaps it was just an asshole.
How would that work? They don't even have penises. No, it was just being an asshole. Though I do have a history of being chased by birds.
Protip: Just because it has a cloaca does not mean it lacks a penis.
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ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

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Edminster wrote:
Euclidthegreek wrote:
Raziel wrote:When you say "I also got chased by a Canadia goose" do you mean it tried to rape you? It would go along with the trend. Or perhaps it was just an asshole.
How would that work? They don't even have penises. No, it was just being an asshole. Though I do have a history of being chased by birds.
Protip: Just because it has a cloaca does not mean it lacks a penis.
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Good to know.
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Edminster wrote:
Euclidthegreek wrote:
Raziel wrote:When you say "I also got chased by a Canadia goose" do you mean it tried to rape you? It would go along with the trend. Or perhaps it was just an asshole.
How would that work? They don't even have penises. No, it was just being an asshole. Though I do have a history of being chased by birds.
Protip: Just because it has a cloaca does not mean it lacks a penis.
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GAH! I clicked the link. You know the phrase "curiosity killed the cat"? I think it really should be "curiosity led to the cat gouging out its own eyes and smashing its head against a wall until it lost consciousness".
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I don't think I've ever met any unpleasant waterfowl. A low-flying flock of Geese isn't much fun to be underneath, though.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I once got stuck in a chicken coop but an angry rooster. He wanted to peck my eye's out, I'm sure of it.
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Kimra wrote:I once got stuck in a chicken coop but an angry rooster. He wanted to peck my eye's out, I'm sure of it.
You have just taken English to a new level of horribleness.
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Sahan wrote:
Kimra wrote:I once got stuck in a chicken coop but an angry rooster. He wanted to peck my eye's out, I'm sure of it.
You have just taken English to a new level of horribleness.
She's a spambot!

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Sahan wrote:
Kimra wrote:I once got stuck in a chicken coop but an angry rooster. He wanted to peck my eye's out, I'm sure of it.
You have just taken English to a new level of horribleness.
I can honestly only see one thing wrong with that sentence and that was a typo. And I can write awkward sentences, everyone else does!
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Yeah, that was really a pretty minor gaffe.
It's not like she's writing in Ahmetspeak.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Kimra wrote:I once got stuck in a chicken coop but an angry rooster. He wanted to peck my eye's out, I'm sure of it.
I actually understand now. The but seemed like it should've been "with". "But" read as a verb my first few times reading it.
It would've been better with "but with". Or even a comma after "coop" would've helped readability.

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Let me clarify my errant brain to finger fail.

but=by

Really though I've made far better mistakes in previous posts for you all to lament.

Here is the revised edition:
At one time, an angry rooster trapped me in a chicken coop. The rooster seemed intent on pecking my eyes out.


p.s. I'm sure I've made new and inventive mistakes this time around, but there is no third draft.
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Kimra wrote:At one time<..>
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Kimra wrote:but=by
*checks keyboard* how did you miss the Y?

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She went for the y, missed, hit u, and then aimed for the y again and missed and hit t.

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It's fair. If you average out the errors you get to exactly the right letter!
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