Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours

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Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours

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Sorry if I've been a tad on the cranky side (who am I kidding, a tad?) but the last time I slept was Monday. Being sick sucks. It's bad enough that my body feels like it's been hit by a truck, but when you pile on the constant sneezing and utter inability to sleep during times of illness I tend to be a less than pleasant guy to be around. I'll be nicer when I'm better, until then, don't take anything I say to personally (actually that's pretty good advice for even when I'm not sick).

My record stands at 6 and 1/2 days without sleep by the way, anyone come close or beat me?
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FROM THE DESK OF PONTIFEX EDMINSTER
Raziel wrote:don't take anything I say to personally (actually that's pretty good advice for even when I'm not sick).
THE GODDAMNED RULES AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS UNLESS YOU ARE RETARDED wrote: 12. Don't take anything personally. We all read this comic and thus have a bent sense of humor.
12-2. Don't take anything seriously either, jerk.
Not only is it good advice, it's in the Rules.

You fucking shitstain.

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Are you free next Thursday? I was thinking of taking The Missus out to a delightful brunch and thought you might like to tag along. You can bring your child-bride with you if you like; just promise us she will behave herself as it would be frightfully gauche to sit at a table with an ill-behaved child. Répondez s'il vous plaît!

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You honestly haven't seemed cranky at all!
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I thought he was in love with me, but it turns out he was just angry.

Now I am sad. :(

p.s. I have no excuse for being bitchy, it's just in my nature.
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Either we're all broken fundamentally or he is the nicest, most peace-and-love-filled man on earth to make 'cranky and tired' seem like 'good-natured ribbing'.
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I go for option A. At least if I'm fundamentally broken I can blame things on that.
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Also chicks dig bad boys

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Cirtur wrote:Also chicks dig bad boys
I dunno, my restraining orders say otherwise...
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I think you may have been not bad enough.

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Khazd wrote:
Cirtur wrote:Also chicks dig bad boys
I dunno, my restraining orders say otherwise...
Restraining orders are just another way of saying "Look at how much attention I'm giving you! I had to spend weeks to get this, even go so far as to hire a lawyer. I'd never devote that much time and money to you unless I wanted you to tape me while I'm in the shower!"
Edminster wrote:Either we're all broken fundamentally or he is the nicest, most peace-and-love-filled man on earth to make 'cranky and tired' seem like 'good-natured ribbing'.
You're all fundamentally broken, but I don't want to get the reputation as "that prick" within two days of posting, I'd like to work up to it. Right now I'll stick with...
Edminster wrote:PS
Are you free next Thursday? I was thinking of taking The Missus out to a delightful brunch and thought you might like to tag along. You can bring your child-bride with you if you like; just promise us she will behave herself as it would be frightfully gauche to sit at a table with an ill-behaved child. Répondez s'il vous plaît!

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You honestly haven't seemed cranky at all!
The pedophile! And I just give her a few "pez" when she gets uppity.
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Hey, you can't steal Cirtur's schtick! There will be consequences.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, you can't steal Cirtur's schtick! There will be consequences.
Eh? I wasn't aware that stalking was his territory, I'll just get back to my white van... Anyone know a good trick for getting kids to eat pixie stix that have obviously been tampered with? Parents are being so damn nosy in their children's lives these days. Ahh for the days when a man could offer a child a treat and be assured of another sale for the child sex slave industry...
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Image

I thought you had a maroon van.
Cirtur wrote:I don't read snowflakes, because those children aren't even attractive.
Cirtur wrote:How about pounding children?
Cirtur wrote:Well I thought that if you're going to bare children why not for me?
Cirtur wrote:Speaking as a man with a reasonably large penis, I would like to point out that whilst children can be fun they often do not carry a lot of money with them.
Cirtur wrote:THINK OF THE CHILDREN!



I know I do.
Cirtur wrote:My customers need to believe that you can easily have sex with children.
Cirtur wrote:Maybe some more naked children though, a la this.
Cirtur wrote:Thai children are pretty cheap.
Cirtur wrote:SMBC: Sexy Men Badger Children.*

*Badger=Rape
Cirtur wrote:
astasia wrote:
Cirtur wrote:I have this problem as well. The school children I take pictures of keep on getting hair cuts and stuff and people don't recognise them on the website!
No one said being a child pornographer was an easy profession.
It's my calling, though.
Yeah, paedophilia is definitely his territory. If you start messin' with his bitches*, he'll smack you upside yo head.
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I still think you're a goddamn bastard, Raziel.

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Post by Oldrac the Chitinous »

We've been over this before. Cirtur's no pedophile, he's just in a business that happens to bring him into contact with a lot of pedophiles.
It's this kind of narrow-minded thinking that's responsible for the stigma attached to child pornographers.

Also:
Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, you can't steal Cirtur's schtick! There will be consequences.
Full Life Consequences.
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Hahah we need a wordfilter for that. It should include the hyperlink, too.

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