Be careful when giving blood...

[Cirtur]

What a twist!

[Apocalyptus]

He found out that he was a polaroid all along, and then he woke up and it was all a dream. And then he woke up again and it wasn't a dream.

[LordRetard]

don't believe his lies he is the one kill him

[Frostbite]

Good thing we aren't friends.

Oh god I left it on the reply page too long due to alcohol! Now my reply is out of place...

[Apocalyptus]

Oh no, this couldn't possibly be solved by I don't know a quote or something!!!

[Frostbite]

Nah, too lazy.

[Apocalyptus]

It took more effort to write that than it would have to put the quote in.

[Frostbite]

Shhhhh. You'll blow my cover.

[Apocalyptus]

Your cover as a not lazy person? I think you already blew that yourself by taking more than two months to mail a paper fold-out knife.

[Edminster]

I know a person who is lazier with mailing stuff!

[Cirtur]

What is may-ul?

[Apocalyptus]

DAMN KIDS.
Get off my lawn.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

What is may-ul?

I think that's Superman's accountant.

[Frostbite]

Of Middle Eastern descent?

[AHMETxRock]

So my brother goes up to some a classmate right? And he's all like, "dude, you know we're related right?"
The guy asks him how they are related. He replies "Because you're my monkey's uncle!"