Be careful when giving blood...

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Re: Be careful when giving blood...

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I would caution against donating more than 1 pint in one sitting. The risks of anaemia increase with excessive blood loss.
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I must burn down my house. And eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.

I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.


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Containment breach! Rustypup has escaped the news section!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Shhh! Keep quiet or you'll scare him away!
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Well, I'm back, and I'm pretty sure not dead (Hell would be worse, Heaven would be better, and if this is purgatory I'm pretty cool with that) so drinking roughly a half gallon of grape juice and eating an entire box of Life cereal must have done the trick. It's nice to know I'm cared for, and don't worry Lethal Interjection, that was an orphanage you burned down and I distinctly remember you punching out a rabbi to get that sandwich. Rest assured that you've committed two good deeds!
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Ohohoho, Life cereal.
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Full consequences come with it don't they?

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Only if you have it with milk.
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Full Milk Consequences!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Sandwich wrote:Only if you have it with milk.
Being slightly lactose intolerant, this isn't far off from the truth.
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Why is your signature stupid?

I couldn't come up with any kind of witty repartee, so I'm going to go with that one.
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Wha... who's signature?
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why you gotta be hatin' on my stage name man i try my best and yeah my sig looks a little doofy because i have ghetto blasters duct taped to my hands but come on i am tryin'
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You should put boxing gloves on over them.
Clear that whole problem right up.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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