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You said it Cirtur, you come up with something.
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LordRetard wrote:A tautology is a statement that is logically true, i.e. by the very nature of the statement itself; like "a fish is a fish."x

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Cirtur wrote:When I used to write for the school newspaper I had a column called Captain Cynical.

If I could go back in time I would kick myself.
Yours is better than mine. My university column was called Dear Tim. I miss writing it, though I did run out of ideas near the end of the year. I'd ask for questions, but they were either too small time to dedicate more than a short paragraph to answer, and the others were delibrately setting me up for jokes. I DO THE JOKES AROUND HERE, ASS!
It was pretty much the best thing the paper had going for it at the time, and I'd regularly get asked when I was doing the next installment (I did one every other edition).
Then a friend of mine asked if I'd mind letting him pick it up after I graduated, which was fine. At the time. He was unfunny, the questions/answers were poorly written, and the entire column was incredibly masturbatory. Stupid jerk.

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Cirtur wrote:Yeah we need a new thing to make jokes about.
How about Mail Fraud? Mail fraud's funny.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I love to mail fraud children.

It works!

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Well, it works nine times out of ten at least.
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Man I really want a newspaper column. I know a guy who has a position as an editor on campus, but apparently he doesn't have that kind of power. All the same, I think I could send in random whatever pieces to all of the campus papers because they're a ton of them and they're all absolute shit.

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Send threatening notes, then say that you found the guy sending notes and stop sending notes.

Then demand a column for your heroism.

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Yeah, the only major caveat to that plan is that I have to stop sending notes... Which I generally wouldn't do unless they were already buried underneath my basement.

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Well say that you found the main guy, but there might be a bunch of copycat note-senders.

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