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Apocalyptus is the enabler!

Go after her.

With pitchforks?

Anything long enough so it won't just bloody her ankle.

Yeah. Giants.

Whatever, just don't cut down my beanstalk.
DAMN KIDS.

Don't plant your beanstalk in my yard. OH WAIT WE LOOK LIKE ANTS IT'S HARD TO TELL.

I'm older than you, it was your choice to build that yard there!

We thought the beanstalk would bless our lands, but all it did was get them trodden on.

Well I already yell 'get out of the way' with every step I take, I don't know what else I am supposed to do.

Was that what that noise was? I thought there was lightning in some far off nation.

I also like hurling lightning bolts wherever I go. I'm like the female version of Zeus, basically.

Well, hurl them at my enemies more. I mean, I pray to you every single day.

I never said I had good aim. I'm too busy scoping out humanity for hotties. I mean, Zeus has quite a reputation that I have to work hard to keep up with.
Now all I need is a crazy and vengeful (yet smoking hot) spouse.

Yourself? SNIP SNAP.

OH SNAP. If only I had an identical twin.
Keep it in the family even more than Zeus did.
TAKE THAT YOU HASBEEN. I ONEUPP'D YOU!