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Raziel wrote:Would the "open pipe" idea to which you refer be the one where you suggested I publicly shit myself? Because I quite specifically remember shooting that one down on account of the shame it would bring.
Plus there's the issue that digestion doesn't work that fast, it takes around 24 hours for food to run the whole digestion course, if I remember correctly.
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You should've just started digesting right there, in the pizzeria.

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Raziel wrote:No, no I'm most certainly not willing to go that particular extra mile. Even if nobody noticed, I'd still know, and I'm not entirely sure I could force myself to defecate in public anyway. I have trouble using the urinal when people aren't adhering to the 1 3 5 rule...
The idea of using a urinal seems terrifying to me.
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Euclidthegreek wrote:The idea of using a urinal seems terrifying to me.
I am not a fan of them myself.

I don't want to piss next to other people!!

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Apocalyptus wrote:
Raziel wrote:Would the "open pipe" idea to which you refer be the one where you suggested I publicly shit myself? Because I quite specifically remember shooting that one down on account of the shame it would bring.
Plus there's the issue that digestion doesn't work that fast, it takes around 24 hours for food to run the whole digestion course, if I remember correctly.

That's why you swallow a mouthful of laxative after every slice!

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LordRetard wrote:
Euclidthegreek wrote:The idea of using a urinal seems terrifying to me.
I am not a fan of them myself.

I don't want to piss next to other people!!
Ugh, urinals are tame. There's a really shitty bar called Northern Lights up near me that just has a giant fucking trough to piss in. Pissing next to a guy while you're both in separate urinals is one thing, but everybody pissing into the same tub all at once? Blech! I'm amazed that the scummy place gets such big-name bands to play there...
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It isn't uncommon for great music bars to have disgusting bathrooms.
The El Mocambo (Toronto) is a great example. It is a bit of a smaller venue, but well known for hosting bands who are either well-known indy bands or bands on the cusp of making it big. The Rolling Stones have played there on a number of occasions for unannounced concerts, usually to warm up for the start of a tour.
The bathroom is a dank little hole in the basement. Dirty, old and gross fixtures, low ceilings, graffitied, and just generally really cramped. Oh, and at the end of some rather treacherous stairs.

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Guys, a bathroom is where you eject fluid from your dick (or lady-dick I'M NO SEXIST). It's a disgusting room anyway.

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It's true, but we have an OCD about it because of our potty training. You'll notice most people don't remember it because you were trained to be ashamed of being covered in shit and doing as much as possible to avoid it.

Also, I'd beware of splashing. It's a bar. You might be letting it out like a normal person but someone is going to stumble in drunk and turn the nozzle up all the way. Don't forget those who sometimes slip and end up spraying all over the place. A trough for urination is a VERY bad idea, even if it is economically sound. If it's build like seperate urinals but they are connected so that the flow all drains similarly I can back that, but otherwise no thank you. Also in third grade I heard guys commenting about how they had the same underwear before I went to the urinal, so I haven't used a urinal more than ten times in my life.
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Pissing in a bar is quite an experience in itself. Anyway I'd rather not go to El Mocambo; that place looks fucking trashy. Says a man who drinks at campus bars.

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LordRetard wrote:Pissing in a bar is quite an experience in itself. Anyway I'd rather not go to El Mocambo; that place looks fucking trashy. Says a man who drinks at campus bars.
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AHMETxRock wrote:It's true, but we have an OCD about it because of our potty training. You'll notice most people don't remember it because you were trained to be ashamed of being covered in shit and doing as much as possible to avoid it.

Also, I'd beware of splashing. It's a bar. You might be letting it out like a normal person but someone is going to stumble in drunk and turn the nozzle up all the way. Don't forget those who sometimes slip and end up spraying all over the place. A trough for urination is a VERY bad idea, even if it is economically sound. If it's build like seperate urinals but they are connected so that the flow all drains similarly I can back that, but otherwise no thank you. Also in third grade I heard guys commenting about how they had the same underwear before I went to the urinal, so I haven't used a urinal more than ten times in my life.
The one time I have had the displeasure of pissing in that hell hole was during a P Funk concert, and it was fucking packed with drunks. I was able to get a spot at the very end and avoided any splash-back but I saw quite a few guys get pissed on by accident. Honestly I'm not sure how I'd handle getting pissed on by another guy, even if it was accidental and caused by excessive amounts of alcohol, bad timing, and a poor architectural design...
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