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Re: Competitive Eating

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Cirtur wrote:I'm going to sign up to forum and become beloved in the same way I have here and then I'm going to tell them that I'm leaving because Raziel is there and then they will ban him and he will have to spend all his time with us.
*Sniff* Really? Gosh, I'm so touched. I don't know what to say *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*
LordRetard wrote:I'm so infuriated by your copy/pasting that I plan to sign up for your other forum and copy my response and see how you like it.
Going through the effort to sign up for a whole new forum kind of eliminates the ironic touch you're going for, but I appreciate the effort. In fact, I appreciate it so much that I've decided to re-write my entire first post, just for you.
Raziel wrote:I will be entering an eating competition in the near future. I took the time to write the details on another forum, which has been directly mentioned in previous posts, and still remains in the first post of this thread. By all means, if you wish to garner further information on this competition, read one of those, until then I could use some advice on devouring unhealthily large quantities of pizza at an even unhealthier rate. Thank you and goodnight.
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Re: Competitive Eating

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Oh, Raziel; I'm so sorry. Let's never fight again.

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Raziel wrote:Your glutinous pal: Raziel
Really? We're just letting this one slide?

Also: It amuses me to remember that some of the best people who post here started out as trolls.
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Re: Competitive Eating

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Hey, we have no evidence to say that Raziel isn't very sticky, so we'll give him the benfit of the doubt.
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Re: Competitive Eating

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I was never a troll! You know that I have very strong opinions, no matter how crazy they are.

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I started off as awesome, then just on cruisin'.
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All of Frostbite's early posts are about video games.

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I warn't no troll never never ebber
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I think I was just a lame n00b.

Totally not lame now!
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Re: Competitive Eating

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I don't know what you are referring to.

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Re: Competitive Eating

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... I'm still not sure how I'm going to eat 4.5 pounds of pizza, but it's good to see that I'm in the (somewhat) good graces of the forum again. On a side note: I actually like the idea of you Cirtur joining the other forum, there are a lot of young 'uns over there and I think you could warp a lot of minds, LordRetard probably wouldn't have to much trouble with it either, but I doubt you could inspire the same sort of panic.
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Re: Competitive Eating

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Excuse me? That sounds like a fucking challenge if I ever heard one.

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Well, I for one think it should be! How should it be judged though...?
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I wasn't used to how ANTI SOCIAL this group would be, but I surely wasn't a troll.
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Re: Competitive Eating

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Yeah you have to make sense to be a troll.

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