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Fuck me Apocalyptus, because you know better.
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Do I? You presume too much, young man. OH THE PRESUMPTION.
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Pictures of my shame*:

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Behold, here I am looking cocky and completely unaware of just how much I'd grow to hate pizza.

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That's a normal slice up in the corner, just so you have something to compare sizes with. 32" my ass.

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What the fuck could I have been thinking. To win I'd need to take down 4 of those.

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We both thought that eating two slices at a time instead of one would be a good way to save time. Instead I think it led to pain twice as quickly.

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This would be moments after I threw up. I know, I promised you guys pictures of me actively wretching but my girlfriend couldn't make it due to class and nobody wanted to take a picture of that, sorry.

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Re: Competitive Eating

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Is it wrong that I really want some margherita pizza now?
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I dont know WHY i haven't mentioned this before but when I was eight I ate all the cheese off of a pie and my mother forced me to eat the rest of it. I devoured an entire pizza pie with no complaints. WHEN I WAS EIGHT. I wasn't a fat child either at the time, I was full-blown ADHD.
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What does having ADHD have to do with your weight/body type?
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I was a chubby child until it manifested itself, in which I was on the lower end of the healthy weight scale for a long time. It took a period of no sports whatsoever and a large amount of junkfood to begin gaining weight in my teens. My parents did not buy me that kind of stuff when I was younger. We ordered out only once a week, for example, and I only had snacks the same day as well. When I was real little my soda was watered down as well, and I didn't tell the difference until it had been a while. I didn't mind the weight gain in my teen years so much at first, but now I'm afraid I'm not as attractive as I could be because of the extra weight. I've also learned to for the most part control myself, which prevents me from running around and getting real exercise.
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Ok. That makes sense.
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Raziel wrote:**All of these are from photobucket, and so don't bitch me out*** about hotlinking Ed, you specifically listed these guys as okay to do so with.
Yup! They specifically provide code for sharing images on Forums so they are A-okay to use as an imagehost.

So how many slices did you end up borrowing?
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AHMETxRock wrote:I dont know WHY i haven't mentioned this before but when I was eight I ate all the cheese off of a pie and my mother forced me to eat the rest of it. I devoured an entire pizza pie with no complaints. WHEN I WAS EIGHT. I wasn't a fat child either at the time, I was full-blown ADHD.
Hey, did you see the size of that fucker I took on? Did you?? Part of the reason I so foolishly wasted my money was because in the past I've eaten entire pizzas by myself. I'll grant that's quite a feat at 8, but I now know that past results do not guarantee future outcomes.
Edminster wrote:So how many slices did you end up borrowing?
2.5 of the slices there (the thing was cut up into an 8 cut and we each had to eat 4). I'm to lazy to figure out just how many normal slices that would be, but given the amount of time we had left and the rate at which we were eating it would have been impossible to complete.
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I don't know why you didn't go with my "open pipe" idea.

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Would the "open pipe" idea to which you refer be the one where you suggested I publicly shit myself? Because I quite specifically remember shooting that one down on account of the shame it would bring.
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Oh I see. Not willing to go the extra mile.

And anyway, I suggested wearing adult diapers. NO ONE WOULD NOTICE PROBABLY

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No, no I'm most certainly not willing to go that particular extra mile. Even if nobody noticed, I'd still know, and I'm not entirely sure I could force myself to defecate in public anyway. I have trouble using the urinal when people aren't adhering to the 1 3 5 rule...
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Re: Competitive Eating

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Gwahahah. I really wish I had a chance at a pizza like that... Then again, I don't eat nearly as much as I used to. I used to eat a ton because doing push-ups all of the time made me super-hungry but the problem was that I also gained a ton of weight apparently. The workings of my metabolism are a mystery to me.

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