The most awesome thing possible...

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The most awesome thing possible...

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My friend and I were just having a conversation about the coolest conceivable thing that could happen to you. So far we've got:

Arnold Schwarzenegger coming back in time to bring you to the future so you could save humanity by "laying with" (as the Old Testament would say) a recently revived from being cryogenically frozen marilyn monroe in the middle of the dallas cowboys field (on the star).

any thoughts? one-ups? better situations?
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not being blind

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wow. the ultimate one-up. big guns out in the second post, man.
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Yeah he posts on this forum using a special braille keyboard. Don't joke about it, you'll offend him!
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what

what did you say

don't tell anyone please

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Errrr I mean.... I mean LR is totally not blind. His eyesight is so good he's watching you right now.
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hold out for the geordi laforge visor, man. it's either that or moving to a mediterrannean island and reading palms.

but of course you're not blind. obviously. i thought i was just paranoid. i've had the feeling that i was being watched for weeks now. do you work for google earth?
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It's okay, LR. I got the reference.
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considering a google search of 'not being blind' brings up sex and the city fansites, i'm worried.

very worried.
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OK now I feel stupid. What was the reference?
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18 August 2006

comic 570
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

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I don't know how I could have forgotten that. Shame on me.
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H3R-M35 wrote:considering a google search of 'not being blind' brings up sex and the city fansites, i'm worried.

very worried.
Hey the lead singer/songwriter in one of my favourite bands was in that show. I'm strongly considering watching some of it for just that reason.
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Smiley, you're such a Samantha!

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Really, I always saw myself as more of a Christine. (There's a Christine in Sex and the City, right?)
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