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Sober is when you're pumped full of less chemicals right?

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It could also be when you're extra cold. I'm so brr.
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Frostebite we are supposed to be podcasting right now

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AHMETxRock wrote:image
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Fengar: Everyone's got somebody. Snarky, tell me I'm pretty.
Snarky: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Fengar: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Snarky: 'Cause you're pretty.

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wat. Is that from something?
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It's from Firefly.

Shame on you, Snarky, for claiming to be like Wash when you are clearly the engineering dude they had before Kaylee was hired.
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wait...what?

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Exactly.
Bester was Serenity's original engine mechanic, portrayed by Dax Griffin. At some point before the events of Firefly (as shown in a flashback in "Out of Gas"), Malcolm Reynolds caught him having sex with a local girl, soon identified as Kaylee Frye, in the engine room. Mal demands to know what's taking Bester so long to fix the engine, and Kaylee then demonstrates that she has more knowledge of ship engine workings than Bester, whom Mal immediately fires in favor of Kaylee.
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I know, I was using the only appropriate Bester quote I could think of. Dude's only got like five lines.

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I really need to watch the series again (if not solely for Christina Hendricks) but my sister has both it and the movie. As well as another 5 movies and 2 or 3 boxsets. WATCH THEM FASTER!

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So I collected all the Bear God goodness from Fenghar's Formspring, because apparently anything is better than actually finishing an assignment.
Who would win in a fight, the Bear God or a three ton sentient watermelon?
What is this I don't even

ARE YOU THERE, FENGHAR? IT'S ME, BEAR GOD.
Yeah?

JUST CHECKING. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ASSUME THE MANTLE OF THE BEAR GOD'S CHOSEN?
When you give me the mantle, dood.

THE MANTLE WAS EXPRESS SHIPPED VIA FEDEX WITH DELIVERY CONFIRMATION THREE WEEKS AGO. DO YOU DENY RECEIPT OF THE MANTLE OF THE BEAR GOD?
I never received no mantles.

BEAR GOD HERE, DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS, I SUCK COCKS, OKAY?
Yeah sure bro

THE GREAT BEAR GOD DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION
What? WHAT DO YOU WANT BEAR GOD?

THE GREAT BEAR GOD ALSO DEMANDS FRESH SALMON AND SOME BERRIES AND/OR GRUBS
BEAR GOD I JUST FED YOU GRUBS AND SALMON. FATASS. GEEZ. GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUM AND GO DO IT YOURSELF.

WHY DO YOU IGNORE THE MESSENGER OF THE GREAT BEAR GOD
BECAUSE YOU ARE A DICK, BEAR GOD. NO ONE EVEN LIKES YOU. YOU ALWAYS SPIT WHEN YOU TALK.

HEY ITS THE BEAR GOD AGAIN DID TROUT GOD PUT YOU UP TO THIS? I BET HE DID
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Who is this Bear god who keeps bothering you?
I have no idea. I've only been to the altar of the the bears once and it was not a pleasant experience for anyone.

WHAT IS GOING ON THERE HAVE BEEN NO REPORTS OF RAVAGED BEEHIVES IN THE NEWS YOU ARE A SLACKER AND DISGRACE TO THE BEAR GOD. WILL YOU AT LEAST RAID A SALMON HATCHERY?
I DO WHAT I LIKE >:C

I WILL NOT HAVE ANY OF YOUR SASS NO GET OUT THERE AND MAUL SOME HIKERS FOR THE GLORY OF THE BEAR GOD!
I HATE YOU DAD

YOU KNOW I ONLY WANT WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU SO WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS? AT THE VERY LEAST YOU SHOULD SEARCH FOR BERRIES AND GRUBS.
YOU NEVER LET ME DO WHAT I WANT.

DO I NOT PROVIDE YOU WITH A WARM DARK CAVE FOR SHELTER, AND PLENTY OF TERRITORY TO CONQUER? ALL THAT I DO IS SO YOU CAN BE STRONGER AND BETTER THAN ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU.
I MAULED A FULL GROWN HIKER AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN PROUD. HE HAD A BEARD DAD. A BEARD.

THE WRONG KID DIED
:'( I'll never be good enough for you, bear god dad. I'm going to follow my dreams in art school.

*SIGH* I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. I'M GETTING OLD, FENGHAR. I WON'T BE AROUND TO PUSH YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION MUCH LONGER. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU; IF IT MEANS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US I'LL COOL IT WITH THE 'ASSUMING THE MANTLE OF THE BEAR GOD' TALK. OKAY?
;_; I'm still going to art school. I want to follow my dreams, pop. I got an honorable mention in the digital photography section of the youth arts fair.

DISREGARD EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT BEAR GOD AND SHIT, I SUCK COCKS.
OH HUSH

FENG SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE WANT TO USE YOU AND SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE USED BY YOU YOU NEED TO BEAR UP AND BEAR DOWN
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE

HOW VENGEFUL ARE YOU FENGHAR WHEN I RETIRE YOU MUST BE AT LEAST A VENGEFUL AS I
I AM SEVEN AND EIGHTY TIMES AS VENGEFUL AS A WOMAN SCORNED.

YOU MAKE ME PROUD, FENGHAR
I'M SO HAPPY I'M GONNA GO HIGH FIVE MYSELF IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM

Who is the bear god?
I don't even know, mayn. I think it may be oldrac. Or Ed. IDK. MY BFF JILL.

well fuck i am a-hankerin' for some classic bear god goodness and you're tellin' me that with every new question the older ones get shuffled off this mortal coil? we gotta stop askin' questions until that shit gets archived
I'm too lazy to not answer questions and archive. Shuffled off this mortal coil. I like that. Nice phrase.
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Some of those were me.

Maybe the bear god is in all of us?

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Yeah at least one of those was me too. Feel the power of the Bear God.
Inside you.
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