Prime studying conditions

[Raziel]

I have discovered the winning formula for studying.

Painfully loud techno + lack of sleep + triple brewed coffee + being 2 hours away from the test = information retention!

This is a little fact which I plan on using extensively over the next few days. Wish me luck ladies and gents. If anyone has any last minute tips I'm all ears.

[Apocalyptus]

I know you may not have the time, but seriously get all the sleep you can. It's when the brain organises your memory and puts things into long term storage, so your information retention will not be nearly as good if you deprive your brain of it's main method of consolidating the information you're taking in.

[Cirtur]

Apocalyptus, are you being paid off by the bed industry or something?

SLEEP IS THE DEVIL that's why I recently stopped doing so.

[Apocalyptus]

Yes that's it, I've been going on this forum undercover all this time to promote sleepwear.
I'm damned good at my job, and I get paid $100 000 a year.

[Cirtur]

Is that paper dollars or plastic dollars?

[Apocalyptus]

Plastic of course, how else could I go swimming in my money-suit?

[Raziel]

I don't believe it.

Obviously Apocalyptus is paid in pornography. Duh. What other medium could drive a person to so explicitly lie?

[Apocalyptus]

Pornography printed on money notes. It's the best of both worlds.

[Cirtur]

How can you bear to spend it?

[Apocalyptus]

I'd only spend it on pornography anyway, so it's just cutting out the middleman.

[Cirtur]

I had a post in this thread about the environment. Did I close the tab before it got posted?

[Apocalyptus]

Looks like it.

[Cirtur]

Fuck


It was really funny. kind of.

[Raziel]

Well, just imagining your reply has me rolling with laughter*

*Or perhaps it's the 3 cups of coffee, stress, lack of sleep, and idea of converting all money to pornography

[Apocalyptus]

You could just type it again?