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A better human centipede would have been if they were upright.

Also, sexier.

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Apocalyptus wrote:So it's like Russian Roulette, but with drugs! What could possibly go wrong?
I'm downloading The human centipede. It's kind of like playing Russian Roulette with your sanity.
Oh god... I do not have a delicate constitution or anything, but I first heard about that movie about six months ago and I have absolutely no intention of ever seeing it.
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I'm sorry but I simply don't see the appeal of a movie about eating shit. Are people watching for the gross-out factor? If that's the case there are such better movies to do so with. If they're trying to call it original then they obviously haven't seen half of the German porn movies out there. I'm gonna say that anyone who is considering watching The Human Centipede should save some time and money and just watch Two Girls One Cup instead. Same idea, just achieved in less time.
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I dunno, "Two girls, one digestive system" is a pretty compelling title.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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It should have been a gay porno.

Tessellation people.

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It's not really about eating shit. The way the surgery is done he makes a tube that goes down the next person's throat so they don't actually taste anything. The 'food' just becomes progressively less nutritious as is goes through.

That is why the girl on the end dies from malnutrition but the one in the middle lives.

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None of this makes the movie more appealing.

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Snarky00 wrote:It's not really about eating shit. The way the surgery is done he makes a tube that goes down the next person's throat so they don't actually taste anything. The 'food' just becomes progressively less nutritious as is goes through.

That is why the girl on the end dies from malnutrition but the one in the middle lives.
Is there a reason he thinks this would be a good idea?
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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From what I know, he's a crazy German surgeon who specialises in separating siamese twins. So for some reason he decides he wants to try reversing the process.
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A coworker told me about this movie. Sounded pretty screwed up.

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Horror movies lack the psycology nowadays. It's all like, "LOOK! TITS! NOW LOOK, THEY'RE BEING RIPPED OFF HER BODY BY RABID DOGS!"

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AHMETxRock wrote:Horror movies lack the psycology nowadays. It's all like, "LOOK! TITS! NOW LOOK, THEY'RE BEING RIPPED OFF HER BODY BY RABID DOGS!"

Whatever man.
I actually completely agree with you on this. You pretty much (in general, there are definite exceptions) have to go to foreign language films for proper suspense based, actually scary horror nowadays. Pretty much any Spanish language film by Guillermo Del Toro (especially The Orphanage) and Let the Right One In (Swedish) are ones I recommend, although I'm sure there are more I don't know about.
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The Saw films are pretty much the best-known examples of this kind of exploitation horror movie that isn't the least bit scary. Then again I'm not a big fan of the grotesque or the scary so it works out okay for me.

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After seeing the first saw movie I didn't flinch until that one with the MUDVAYNE music video where the doctor did an operation on the man with the hardware tools. I had just used a drill a while back, worrying what would happen if I slipped up. That's the only thing that got to me.
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While the horror genre may be moving away from playing with your mind, indie films just seem to be getting more and more abstract. For example, Schizopolis... now it may be '96 and therefore not techinically recent, but it sure do give a good example of a film that makes the watcher do mental half pikes in an attempt to even try and vaguely guess at what is happening
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