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Do they? It's just that he can't afford the heroin on his current pocket money.
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Oh, uh, what I meant to say is kids need better-paying jobs!

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Yeah, if only they'd let fourteen year old be drugs dealers legally...
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PROTIP-Grow a beard and you can get all the heroin alcohol you want!
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DonRetrasado wrote:PROTIP-Grow a beard and you can get all the heroin alcohol you want!
I'm nearly 28 and I can't grow a beard. WHAT NOW?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on here, when did you become older than me?
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Everyone knows crabs don't age as fast as humans.
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It's because time moves more slowly in water than air.
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