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I know I got drunk and couldn't resist the temptations of drunk posting
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Isn't it great? I love it so much you can say what you want and your fingers do the work

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When I get drunk my hands only type sadness.
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We mean drunk with alcohol, what're you drinking?

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In H2G2 I:34, Douglas Adams wrote:"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
"You ask a glass of water."
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Amerika wrote:We mean drunk with alcohol, what're you drinking?
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Haha, it didn't work when I told this to my ex. I don't know how well it's gonna work now!

But yeah, if not for FB I wouldn't have even known. Sorry folks.
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I get too uncoordinated to type very well.
And I would only type things like, "No YOU'VE had too much to drink," except with more typos.

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Amerika wrote:We mean drunk with alcohol, what're you drinking?
Actually it comes in these little gelcaps now. Incidentally, last night was terrifying!
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Ah you've moved from sadness to fear.

Next is anger, then hate.

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All the colours of the feelings rainbow!
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Amerika wrote:Ah you've moved from sadness to fear.

Next is anger, then hate.
Then the dark side.*

*With maybe some suffering beforehand.
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I suffered. So much suffering. That little french film noir kind of suffering in that scene in 500 days of Summer
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I've missed everyone tooooooooo.
I'm so sorry I didn't post for two days then procrastinated catching up on the posts I missed and then procrastinated more when more posts were made and then when I went to return the forum was gone it was so terribly terribly sad.
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Your ... your new avatar blew my mind
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