Zach Weiner - Cartoonist by Day, WRESTLER BY NIGHT!?

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Zach Weiner - Cartoonist by Day, WRESTLER BY NIGHT!?

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I was pumping iron under the invigorating flow a waterfall in the Southern Vietnam wilderness, holding off a rabid panda with one foot, when my holo-vision goggles popped up the WWE smackdown show. While I usually abhore violence of any sort (being an elemental Bhuddist samurai semi-diety), I paused when I saw what appeared to be Zach Weiner masquerading as a professional wrestler under the name of Heath Slater.
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I was astounded to say the least

BUT THATS NOT ALL!!!

5 minutes later he reached Super Saiyen level 1 and wrestled in a cage, this time by the name of Sheamus!

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Do not worry, Zach/Heath/Sheamus, your secret is safe with me...

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Those guys aren't nearly buff enough to be Zach...he must have toned down
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Plus the area in the first picture is tiny! Clearly just a body double who has gone soft.
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Zach = all ginger people? Impressive. He is also a famous actor.
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Hey Zach, quit Bogarting the personal cloaking technology!
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Kimra wrote:Zach = all ginger people? Impressive. He is also a famous actor.
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vv85 wrote:
I had to pluck out an orange pube once. Is... is he inside me?
I don't think you could afford that.

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my beard's gone pale orange! quick, get me an old priest and a young priest! :twisted:

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