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Chocolateless Easter

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The days are running short and I'm still unsure what I should celebrate Easter with. I'm not highly religious, but it is a tradition in my family to consume vast amounts of chocolate and milk on Easter Sunday.

In the face of my devastating allergy to chocolate, who can recommend another option for my decadence?
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Non-chocolate sugary sweets? Just go crazy on toffees.
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But they aren't egg shaped! It's not as fun.
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Eggs?
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I may or may not be working on becoming egg shaped soon, I am trying to decide whether I want to be happy or fucking ripped
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I ahh also don't like eggs. 0__0
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Hunt, then skin and eat a raw rabbit. Nothing says Easter in Australia so much to me as that image.
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Get an egg-shaped mould, and fill it with mouldable goodness (say, toffee? Carob fudge?) Refrigerate, and then (as VO5 would say),


BREAK

THE

MOULD


Et Voilà! (French for "and voila!")

Happy Egg Tasty Time. Yum!
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There's those yellow marshmellow chicks. Peeps or whatever they're called. Jelly bean, jelly bunnies.
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smiley_cow wrote:There's those yellow marshmellow chicks. Peeps or whatever they're called. Jelly bean, jelly bunnies.
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White chocolate is fine right?
Lindt has great white chocolate.
They even have them in egg shape I'm sure.

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Eat Cadbury eggs with a straw!
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Re: Chocolateless Easter

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Could you eat white chocolate? Or, some people like carob.

Otherwise, jelly beans are always a tasty treat. Or you could make (or have someone make for you) some Easter cookies or something. :D

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Kovvy wrote: Otherwise, jelly beans are always a tasty treat. Or you could make (or have someone make for you) some Easter cookies or something.

Yeah! Chocolate chip cookies!

Oh, wait...

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Re: Chocolateless Easter

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You could have a Greek themed Easter, they always manage to be extremely decadent without much of a focus on chocolate.

e: Oh, plus lots of spicy fresh hot cross buns.
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