Chocolateless Easter
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Chocolateless Easter
The days are running short and I'm still unsure what I should celebrate Easter with. I'm not highly religious, but it is a tradition in my family to consume vast amounts of chocolate and milk on Easter Sunday.
In the face of my devastating allergy to chocolate, who can recommend another option for my decadence?
In the face of my devastating allergy to chocolate, who can recommend another option for my decadence?
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
Non-chocolate sugary sweets? Just go crazy on toffees.
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
Eggs?
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
I may or may not be working on becoming egg shaped soon, I am trying to decide whether I want to be happy or fucking ripped
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
Hunt, then skin and eat a raw rabbit. Nothing says Easter in Australia so much to me as that image.
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
Get an egg-shaped mould, and fill it with mouldable goodness (say, toffee? Carob fudge?) Refrigerate, and then (as VO5 would say),
BREAK
THE
MOULD
Et Voilà! (French for "and voila!")
Happy Egg Tasty Time. Yum!
BREAK
THE
MOULD
Et Voilà! (French for "and voila!")
Happy Egg Tasty Time. Yum!
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
There's those yellow marshmellow chicks. Peeps or whatever they're called. Jelly bean, jelly bunnies.
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smiley_cow wrote:There's those yellow marshmellow chicks. Peeps or whatever they're called. Jelly bean, jelly bunnies.
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White chocolate is fine right?
Lindt has great white chocolate.
They even have them in egg shape I'm sure.
Lindt has great white chocolate.
They even have them in egg shape I'm sure.
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Eat Cadbury eggs with a straw!
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
Could you eat white chocolate? Or, some people like carob.
Otherwise, jelly beans are always a tasty treat. Or you could make (or have someone make for you) some Easter cookies or something.
Otherwise, jelly beans are always a tasty treat. Or you could make (or have someone make for you) some Easter cookies or something.
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Kovvy wrote: Otherwise, jelly beans are always a tasty treat. Or you could make (or have someone make for you) some Easter cookies or something.
Yeah! Chocolate chip cookies!
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Re: Chocolateless Easter
You could have a Greek themed Easter, they always manage to be extremely decadent without much of a focus on chocolate.
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