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Fortunately/Unfortunately

Post by khalliaar »

Okay I just remembered this awesome game we used to play when me and my friends were bored!
But anyway, I start off with a statement beginning with the word fortunately, such as, "Fortunately, I just found one million dollars."

The next person replies to the statement, the first word of the sentence being Unfortunately, like, "Unfortunately, the local bank was just robbed and now you are the prime suspect!" and so on.

You can only do one at a time though!

It can be as crazy as you want and people in the forum can be in the little "story" that is formed. I'll reply again to start it off.

Fortunately you have higher ups you give the word to and you get off scott free!
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Unfortunately they require anal sex in payment.



Fortunately I'm not the most hated person on this forum.
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epoch wrote:Fortunately I'm not the most hated person on this forum.
Unfortunately, you don't seem to have understood the "one at a time" rule, making yourself look silly, and we're all starting to miss Tucker about now.
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Fortunately, Tucker's mother is so fat you literally CANNOT miss her.
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GreenCrayon wrote:
epoch wrote:Fortunately I'm not the most hated person on this forum.
Unfortunately, you don't seem to have understood the "one at a time" rule, making yourself look silly, and we're all starting to miss Tucker about now.
ah. my bad...well at least I only made myself look silly.
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Unfortunately, EPOCH IS RUINING THE GAME BY NOT FORTUNATELY/UNFORTUNATELY-ING PROPERLY.
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fortunately Epoch seems to have the hang of it and won't be screwing the game up again. :|
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unfortunately we already have an annoying create-a-story thread in the outlands

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Fortunately, the last post was in march and was totally unrelated to the whole 3 words thing.
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Unfortunately, there were no borderline funny responses to that.
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Fortunately after ass-raping you they come after you guys for making fun of my kick ass game!
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Unfortunately, we have a +20 save vs. raping of the ass.
All ass-rapers receive a -4 to STR, DEX and CHA for the next 30 rounds.
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Post by Simon. »

your_face wrote:... and CHA for the next 30 rounds.
I am choosing to interpret that as stading for CHAstity, in the current story line.

Fortunately, we're all about such things as ass raping jokes here on the SMBC forum.
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Unfortunately, ass-raping jokes will have to be moved to the Chason forum when it appears.
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TwoBuy wrote:Unfortunately, ass-raping jokes will have to be moved to the Chason forum when it appears.
Fortunately the move will only take one rental truck.

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