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CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRIZES!

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The following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.

If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.

Command: Divide by zero


In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?

What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

I conclude with this challenge:

Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
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FengharTheNord wrote:The following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.
I think you made a typo.
FengharTheNord wrote:If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
Seems likely!
FengharTheNord wrote:Command: Divide by zero
You forgot to say what number you wanted divided.
FengharTheNord wrote:In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
Probably the one from a nearby village. They must have an agreement.
FengharTheNord wrote:What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Oh, that one's as old as the hills. The unstoppable force stops and the immovable object moves.
FengharTheNord wrote:Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
No, but he should check his feet for verucas afterwards.
FengharTheNord wrote:Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
Nope! I'm really bad at taking orders.
FengharTheNord wrote:A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
Man, they let anyone time travel these days. What a fool.
FengharTheNord wrote:If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Enough to need to wear twice as many hats.
FengharTheNord wrote:Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
Probably not.
FengharTheNord wrote:What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
You can see the trees more easily.
FengharTheNord wrote:I conclude with this challenge:

Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
I like the sound of this God person.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Post by Kimra »

I'm not a doppleganger, but I don't care.

The following sentence is true.
You've only read one sentence.
The previous sentence is false.

In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
No-one he's a hairy bugger.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Batman and the Joker have a deep and meaningful.

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
No. But the leeches of soul sucking might be a problem for him.

Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
I kill you.

A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
Unless she's Fry. Then there's always a way.

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Still freezing.
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I am my own doppelganger.
The following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.
Liar
If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
Good thing I was not created
Command: Divide by zero
I'm comfortable with non-existence, are you?
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
The barber shaves himself/herself.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
They exchange pleasantries and small talk regarding the weather and then go about their day.
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Yes, just not to death.
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
Maybe.
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
So she never kills her grandmother.
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
-35°C or 16°F Or were you using Kelvin? Also cold is not a thing, so you can't really have twice of it anyway.
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
No, the next word I say will be Yes.
What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
The car is crushed by its infinite mass so the headlights no longer work.
I conclude with this challenge:

Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
Permission granted.
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FengharTheNord wrote:The following sentence is true.
What following sentence? I can't see it!
The previous sentence is false.
FengharTheNord wrote:If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
Thank goodness perfection is the realm of mineral purity measurements and subjective assessment. Personally, I find imperfection to be perfect, which makes me perfect, for certain definitions of perfect.
FengharTheNord wrote:Command: Divide by zero
[Subject not found] Input machine requires object to divide by zero!
FengharTheNord wrote:In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
Sean Connery shaved the barber by pushing him out the way of a shpeeding bush.
FengharTheNord wrote:What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
They shake hands, play poker. Later on, they watch Disney's Atlantis on DVD.
FengharTheNord wrote:Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
There's a sign there that says "no literalists are allowed in the pool"
FengharTheNord wrote:Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
I presume the mission I am not to accept is the mission that your rival commander is about to give me. In which case, I don't accept your mission to not accept that guy's mission. Fuck you! I call the shots round here!
FengharTheNord wrote:A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
"The Past" is a great antique shop near me. They closed it down though, after that girl shot her grandmother there. She's in a youth rehabilitation centre now.
FengharTheNord wrote:If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
That the wind speed is higher, increasing the cold temperature by twice what it was this morning.
FengharTheNord wrote:Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
Truthfully? No.
FengharTheNord wrote:What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
Actual Speed of Light.
FengharTheNord wrote:Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
Hell, I create stones I'm incapable of lifting all the time. I just remember to flush, you know?
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YOU GUYS ARE SUCH DICKS I WAS JUST TRYING TO EXPLODE THE DOPPLEGANGERS WITH ROBOT MIND TRICKS UGH
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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It almost worked!

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You missed, Fengar. I just finished picking up shards of my skull.
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Clearly it just means you're the imposter; your Title should have tipped me off but I just wanted to believe otherwise.
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If you change the colour of my name I am so impersonating an admin.*

*I am a compulsive liar
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FUCK THE POLICE!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Holy shit it's Ahmet! I had a dream that you were being held hostage in a KinderCare the other day. You doing okay?
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Post by AHMETxRock »

SUCK THESE! I'm a pretty obscure forum member. You doublegangers probably never heard of me before.

I'm great, hardly hating life! Might go back to school and maybe do computers cause teaching will be a lifelong bitch to do.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:You doublegangers probably never heard of me before.
Much like you, I also think doubleganger is a real word.

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