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[GUTCHUCKER]

Yo dawg, I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos, so I put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos. Dawg.

[AHMETxRock]

Also when my dad and I ran a gas station that was near Atlantic City, a few hours from our house, some dude talked to me while I was pumping his gas. He's like "It's a good thing THOSE MUSLIMS are gone."
So I'm like, "I'm muslim. And those people weren't Muslim. They're Indians."
"SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE 72 VIRGINS THING?"
"I've never heard of that before."