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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:51 pm

Back in the day if a kid talked back to you, you would slap their bum raw. Also, a woman or a black person.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Gangler » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:55 pm

We still does it with the womenfolk, but nows we calls it foreplay.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Kovvy » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:04 am

Foreplay? Damn near killed 'im!

That punchline works with anything.

I remember hearing a story of how a dad taught his daughter the wrong names for all the colors and the mom didn't find out til the kid came home crying from summer camp because the other kids laughed at her. I laughed, too.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby ZoRG » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:26 pm

I used to be schizophrenic and it would drive me crazy. But now we're feeling better.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby In Jam » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:40 pm

oh god another Jiro
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Sahan » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:49 pm

In Jam wrote:oh god another Jiro

Maybe it's just Jiro's other personality?
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Eisbreaker » Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:07 pm

Jiro needs to teach his personalities to cooperate like us.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:08 pm

Dissociative identity is not schizophreniaaaaaaa
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:49 pm

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Dissociative identity is not schizophreniaaaaaaa

I dunno about that, I once read a geocities page that argued differently.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Jiro » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:16 am

In Jam wrote:oh god another Jiro


WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN HUH HUH IS THIS LIKE A VEILED INSULT

I really can't tell I'm not very bright I once said good morning to a man when it was evening
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:55 am

Veiled?
Once?
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby In Jam » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:47 am

I find it annoying when people pretend to have mental illnesses to make themselves sound interesting.


You and him have both done this.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Jiro » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:24 pm

Most of what I say is sarcasm, gross exaggerations or completely fabricated, all in the attempt to seem interesting. If I'm not interesting, then I'll be overlooked like yesterday's jam.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby In Jam » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:32 pm

Just stop doing this particular thing.
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Re: Drives me crazy

Postby Euclidthegreek » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:10 am

GUTCHUCKER wrote:Veiled?

NOT IN THIS COUNTRY, BUDDY.
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