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Back in the day if a kid talked back to you, you would slap their bum raw. Also, a woman or a black person.

We still does it with the womenfolk, but nows we calls it foreplay.

Foreplay? Damn near killed 'im!

That punchline works with anything.

I remember hearing a story of how a dad taught his daughter the wrong names for all the colors and the mom didn't find out til the kid came home crying from summer camp because the other kids laughed at her. I laughed, too.

I used to be schizophrenic and it would drive me crazy. But now we're feeling better.

oh god another Jiro

In Jam wrote:oh god another Jiro

Maybe it's just Jiro's other personality?

Jiro needs to teach his personalities to cooperate like us.

Dissociative identity is not schizophreniaaaaaaa

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Dissociative identity is not schizophreniaaaaaaa

I dunno about that, I once read a geocities page that argued differently.

In Jam wrote:oh god another Jiro

WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN HUH HUH IS THIS LIKE A VEILED INSULT

I really can't tell I'm not very bright I once said good morning to a man when it was evening

Veiled?
Once?

I find it annoying when people pretend to have mental illnesses to make themselves sound interesting.


You and him have both done this.

Most of what I say is sarcasm, gross exaggerations or completely fabricated, all in the attempt to seem interesting. If I'm not interesting, then I'll be overlooked like yesterday's jam.

Just stop doing this particular thing.

GUTCHUCKER wrote:Veiled?

NOT IN THIS COUNTRY, BUDDY.