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A woodchuck would chuck exactly as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But unfortunately I shot the woodchuck, so even the theoretical chucking of wood is gone. I thought it was gavin.

I leave for a bit and people start thinking and writing and stuff.

I still won't read it though. Unless I get really really bored.

You are wise little test tube bunny. I didn't go anywhere, and I'm still not reading it.

Kittens are mittens awaiting knitting.

The cannibal passed his brother in the woods.

Ever seen a dog with a boner try to run up steps?

"Multiple clauses are prohibited".

Most of your sentences are now prohibited.

But you still kept writing multiple-claused sentences.

I tried to think of something witty to say.

Maybe the last sentence will be entertaining.

Nope.

"I've got blisters on mah fingers!"

You should use some lubricant when you... you know...

D:


http://youtu.be/QWuXmfgXVxY

Last 10 seconds.

The Beatles recorded twenty consecutive takes of that song to get it right.

The end of the song consists of two minutes of vamping.

When John says "How's that?" after the twentieth take, Ringo tosses his sticks across the studio and makes his famous remark.