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Re: papercuts

Postby Jiro » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:45 pm

Sahan wrote:Paper cuts killed my family. I don't really like talking about the details.


Sorry for your loss but I'm very happy for your financial gain through life insurance. Need a bit of a neutral smiley here, how about :|

I have a lot of stupid and occasionally funny injury stories in general. I am very prone to accidents and also to having people lose their shit and try and kill me. Also inanimate objects try and kill me often.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Sahan » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:53 pm

carbonstealer wrote:Also once I got a cut from the corner of a brick wall it split my finger right open it was crazy

Yeah this happened to someone I knew, just hours before a guitar performance.
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Friend 2: Duh, I bet you I can. Duh. *jumps up, swipes the top of the brick ledge, and swears profusely.*

Good times.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kimra » Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:11 pm

carbonstealer wrote:Well it certainly feels like the other spelling when you're going at full pelt on a bowed razor scooter and you hit a speed bump and skid along it on your knee and once you stop skidding you can see patella. My point is that it hurts like a bitumen.

Also I got a paper cut while reading twilight, I felt that I deserved it

Also once I got a cut from the corner of a brick wall it split my finger right open it was crazy


Yes. Having your palms and lower lip split open and embedded with gravel, and half your front tooth and it's nerve knocked off certainly canes like a bitumen.

I wonder though, what you've been doing to brick walls to deserve that?
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Re: papercuts

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:37 am

I once passed a kidney stone.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Felstaff » Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:25 am

Oh, yeah. Me too. Ended up in hospital. Stayed the night. No souvenirs. D-- Would Not Visit Again.

Still, on a scale of 1 to papercut-on-the-lip, it's only a 27.3.

As a result, I drink 3 litres of fluid per day, and suck in my lips wherever paper is involved.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kaharz » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:07 am

Felstaff wrote:Oh, yeah. Me too. Ended up in hospital. Stayed the night. No souvenirs. D-- Would Not Visit Again.


Last time I was there they gave me IV morphine,* a TV to watch, a very nice room with the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in. The thing had air pockets that would inflate/deflate according to how my body was positioned to be support my weight. They also brought me food that only kind of sucked.

I got some cool metal plates and bolts in my neck as a souvenir.

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Re: papercuts

Postby Felstaff » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:58 am

Kaharz wrote:I got some cool metal plates and bolts in my neck as a souvenir.

you got a bout of the kidney stones too then huh
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Re: papercuts

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:34 pm

Felstaff wrote:
Kaharz wrote:I got some cool metal plates and bolts in my neck as a souvenir.

you got a bout of the kidney stones too then huh

One of the complications of kidney stones is "torn asunder"
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kimra » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:51 pm

I got to have multiple mouth surgeries and gained a great complex about my teeth which has resulted in more multiple surgeries because of my skateboard accident. Prolonged pain? Me = win.
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Re: papercuts

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:23 pm

well it was YOUR FAULT

skateboarding is a CRIME
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kimra » Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:29 pm

It was nearly 20 years ago. It was cool man, COOL!
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Re: papercuts

Postby Jiro » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:22 am

I rode a skateboard once.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kimra » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:32 am

Jiro wrote:I rode a skateboard once.

yeah, that's about how many times I did it too. -_-
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Re: papercuts

Postby smiley_cow » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:44 pm

I fell off a skate board once. I'd have said I'd ridden one once, but that implies there was actually a period of time where I was on it and it was moving.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Jiro » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:47 am

I imagine it being like every single one of those skateboard skits. It's just lying around and you accidentally step on it and then bam you end up on the ground with your ass in the air just as the socially awkward rapist walks past.
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