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Re: papercuts

Postby smiley_cow » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:48 am

Jiro wrote:with your ass in the air just as the socially awkward rapist walks past.


Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kimra » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:50 am

You better not be that socially awkward rapist Jiro, or we're going to have to have words. -___-
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Re: papercuts

Postby carbonstealer » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:42 am

Oh please, he dreams of being socially awkward.

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carbonstealer wrote:Well it certainly feels like the other spelling when you're going at full pelt on a bowed razor scooter and you hit a speed bump and skid along it on your knee and once you stop skidding you can see patella. My point is that it hurts like a bitumen.

Also I got a paper cut while reading twilight, I felt that I deserved it

Also once I got a cut from the corner of a brick wall it split my finger right open it was crazy


Yes. Having your palms and lower lip split open and embedded with gravel, and half your front tooth and it's nerve knocked off certainly canes like a bitumen.

I wonder though, what you've been doing to brick walls to deserve that?


Hey, hey, I was like, six. The stuff I've being to brick walls has been revenge, they started it alright?

Also that sounds horrible, that is exactly why I never step on skateboards ever
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Re: papercuts

Postby Jiro » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:20 am

carbonstealer wrote:Oh please, he dreams of being socially awkward.


I have prepared two responses to this. This is a Choose Your Own Adventure post!

Response A
They're called nightmares thank you very much.

Response B
You would know what I dream about, wouldn't you? ;)
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Re: papercuts

Postby Kimra » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:48 pm

He makes a good point Carbon. I think he's quite adequately socially awkward.
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Re: papercuts

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:22 pm

Kimra wrote:He makes a good point Carbon. I think he's quite adequately socially awkward.

I definitely get that suspicion, myself.
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Re: papercuts

Postby Euclidthegreek » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:05 am

I'm sure I've had some amazing paper clips in my time, but what stands out to me more is random cuticle bleeding. Ripped and cracked cuticles sting like nobody's business, and they also like to start bleeding for no reason. I remember one time recently when I looked down to notice that not only was there a large stream of blood coming from my hand, but that a large chunk (several mm wide and deep) was missing from my finger. Fun times.
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