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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:06 am
by Sahan
Collect all of your friend's weed, and burn it all so he can't use it ever again. Just put it all in a heap in a safe indoor location and light it on fire but OH GOD DON'T INHALE THE SMOKE AND GET HIGH THAT IS A BAD IDEA.

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:44 pm
by sotic
He'd just get more from his family. They all smoke too. Also his dad is the dean of students and will probably be my stats prof in a couple years so I don't want to piss him off.

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:35 am
by Euclidthegreek
1. Coming to this place with actual advice? What is this madness‽

2. Hey! Are you guys Pitch Hitter‽

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:14 am
by Eisbreaker
Everyone is Pitch Hitter, man.

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:20 am
by GUTCHUCKER
Pitch who?

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:46 am
by DonRetrasado
Steal all your friend's weed, then smoke it.
Euclidthegreek wrote:2. Hey! Are you guys Pitch Hitter‽

I think Pitch Hitter's already left the forum. Gone on to bigger and better things.

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:05 am
by GUTCHUCKER
DonRetrasado wrote:Gone on to bigger and better things.

Fortunately he does not know where my dick is, or I would be worried that he is coming after me.
Hah hahhh!
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:36 am
by Euclidthegreek
He lives on inside us all.

Heh, heh.

Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:15 pm
by Dane Raider
Dear Pitch Hitter or Whoever Answers If He's Not Here Anymore,

A friend of mine has a real problem. He's desperate to make this bunch of fucking hipster nerds on the internet like him, but due to unresolved daddy issues finds the only way to express himself to be through obvious hostility and derision. He's told me he's deathly afraid they're all just going to tease him and sneer at him like his dad did.

Or end up autoerotically asphyxiating themselves. Like his dad did.

His name is also Dane, in case anyone asks.

Love,

Concerned About A Friend and Acting Like a F@G