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So my dad died

Postby Sandwiches » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:00 pm

I'm not actually joking uh

so my dad is dead. That's. I guess I'm numb I mean

Jesus, that's fucking I mean my dad's dead. FUCK SHIT FUCK Classy Lady FUCK YOU FUCK THAT FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING DAD'S FUCKING DEAD#

WHAT THE FUCK HE'S FIFTY ONE

WHO THE FUCK DIES AT FIFTY ONE FUCK Classy Lady FUCCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

anyway fuck you for reading this sorry it's uh yeah
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:17 am

Oh no! I'm sorry to hear it. Fifty-one is too young.

Was it unexpected? I don't remember you ever mentioning him being ill.

Jesus.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:40 am

Really sorry, man. God bless.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Edminster » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:30 am

Condolences, man.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Kimra » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:43 am

Shit. I mean... shit.

That's absolute crap. It's beyond crap.

I can't possibly guess how you're feeling right now. But I hope you know that we're all here to shout at anytime you need to.

I'm really sorry for your loss.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Euclidthegreek » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:41 am

I'm so sorry.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby smiley_cow » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:14 am

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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sahan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:42 am

Sorry to hear it, John. Best wishes.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sprinkles » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:00 am

Don't you guys have a calendar? APRIL FOOLS
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sahan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:27 am

So when's the funeral?
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sprinkles » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:56 am

I'm not sure you understand, Sahan. I lied about my father's death as a joke, so there won't be a funeral.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Kimra » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:17 pm

Wow. You're so funny.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sprinkles » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:46 pm

I can see you're upset at having been made an April Fool. I'm recognising that feeling.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sahan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:57 pm

This is really tragic news, John. I hope the family is coping alright.
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Re: So my dad died

Postby Sprinkles » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:39 pm

Sahan, I think you're having trouble dealing with what happened. My dad is not dead. I lied about my dad dying. I said he had died when in fact he had not. I did this for a joke. A joke is not true.

I made a joke about my dad dying to make April Fools of you all. April Fools Day is on the first of April, people play jokes upon one another.
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