So my dad died

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So my dad died

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I'm not actually joking uh

so my dad is dead. That's. I guess I'm numb I mean

Jesus, that's fucking I mean my dad's dead. FUCK SHIT FUCK Classy Lady FUCK YOU FUCK THAT FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING DAD'S FUCKING DEAD#

WHAT THE FUCK HE'S FIFTY ONE

WHO THE FUCK DIES AT FIFTY ONE FUCK Classy Lady FUCCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

anyway fuck you for reading this sorry it's uh yeah

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Oh no! I'm sorry to hear it. Fifty-one is too young.

Was it unexpected? I don't remember you ever mentioning him being ill.

Jesus.
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Really sorry, man. God bless.
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Condolences, man.
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Shit. I mean... shit.

That's absolute crap. It's beyond crap.

I can't possibly guess how you're feeling right now. But I hope you know that we're all here to shout at anytime you need to.

I'm really sorry for your loss.
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I'm so sorry.
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Sorry to hear it, John. Best wishes.
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Don't you guys have a calendar? APRIL FOOLS

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So when's the funeral?
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I'm not sure you understand, Sahan. I lied about my father's death as a joke, so there won't be a funeral.

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Wow. You're so funny.
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I can see you're upset at having been made an April Fool. I'm recognising that feeling.

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This is really tragic news, John. I hope the family is coping alright.
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Sahan, I think you're having trouble dealing with what happened. My dad is not dead. I lied about my dad dying. I said he had died when in fact he had not. I did this for a joke. A joke is not true.

I made a joke about my dad dying to make April Fools of you all. April Fools Day is on the first of April, people play jokes upon one another.

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