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I'm gonna buy an ice cream truck and make it play the Monkey Island theme song.
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Will you be selling ice-cream?
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Absolutely.
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Being served ice-cream by a giant crab is also something pretty exciting for children to look forward to as well!
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What about gelato?
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I'm going to brew beer, but I'm going to market is as Sex Beer.

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I'm going to spend a significant portion of my life making sure small groups of people interact with each other as civilly as possible, for free. That way people will know that I am a great guy, and give me things on rare occasions. I will do this just long enough for the IRS to tell me to stop writing off the massive losses as a business deductible because clearly this is a hobby, and then I'm going to flip them off and say I wasn't filing taxes in the first place so hahahaha jokes on them.
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Register from a tax haven, like the UK.

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I'm going to start a business like Netflix, but you go to a store and you pick out your video from a limited selection.
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Instead of limited, how about curated.

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Oh wow, they have a section called best bets. But, sir, how do they compare to the staff picks?
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What if people don't give you your films back after a while? You'll go out of business!

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I was reading some history and it talked about people trying to turn other metals into gold. I don't know why they stopped trying. I'm going to figure out how to do it and then turn stuff into gold and be rich.*


*After I figure out how to counter the inflation problems.

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You can turn base metals is gold, and it's only prohibitively expensive!
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