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Surefire business plans

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:15 am

I'm gonna buy an ice cream truck and make it play the Monkey Island theme song.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Kimra » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:58 am

Will you be selling ice-cream?
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:29 am

Absolutely.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Sahan » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:55 am

Being served ice-cream by a giant crab is also something pretty exciting for children to look forward to as well!
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Kimra » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:55 am

What about gelato?
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby smiley_cow » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:06 am

That's right, I knew him back when he was just Lord of the Seas.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Sprinkles » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:37 am

I'm going to brew beer, but I'm going to market is as Sex Beer.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Edminster » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:14 am

I'm going to spend a significant portion of my life making sure small groups of people interact with each other as civilly as possible, for free. That way people will know that I am a great guy, and give me things on rare occasions. I will do this just long enough for the IRS to tell me to stop writing off the massive losses as a business deductible because clearly this is a hobby, and then I'm going to flip them off and say I wasn't filing taxes in the first place so hahahaha jokes on them.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Sprinkles » Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:50 pm

Register from a tax haven, like the UK.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:11 pm

I'm going to start a business like Netflix, but you go to a store and you pick out your video from a limited selection.
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Postby Sprinkles » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:57 pm

Instead of limited, how about curated.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:14 pm

Oh wow, they have a section called best bets. But, sir, how do they compare to the staff picks?
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Sprinkles » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:43 pm

What if people don't give you your films back after a while? You'll go out of business!
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:46 am

I was reading some history and it talked about people trying to turn other metals into gold. I don't know why they stopped trying. I'm going to figure out how to do it and then turn stuff into gold and be rich.*


*After I figure out how to counter the inflation problems.
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Re: Surefire business plans

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:52 am

You can turn base metals is gold, and it's only prohibitively expensive!
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