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I'm gonna buy an ice cream truck and make it play the Monkey Island theme song.
You can all say you knew me when.

Will you be selling ice-cream?

Absolutely.

Being served ice-cream by a giant crab is also something pretty exciting for children to look forward to as well!

What about gelato?

That's right, I knew him back when he was just Lord of the Seas.

I'm going to brew beer, but I'm going to market is as Sex Beer.

I'm going to spend a significant portion of my life making sure small groups of people interact with each other as civilly as possible, for free. That way people will know that I am a great guy, and give me things on rare occasions. I will do this just long enough for the IRS to tell me to stop writing off the massive losses as a business deductible because clearly this is a hobby, and then I'm going to flip them off and say I wasn't filing taxes in the first place so hahahaha jokes on them.

Register from a tax haven, like the UK.

I'm going to start a business like Netflix, but you go to a store and you pick out your video from a limited selection.

Instead of limited, how about curated.

Oh wow, they have a section called best bets. But, sir, how do they compare to the staff picks?

What if people don't give you your films back after a while? You'll go out of business!

I was reading some history and it talked about people trying to turn other metals into gold. I don't know why they stopped trying. I'm going to figure out how to do it and then turn stuff into gold and be rich.*


*After I figure out how to counter the inflation problems.

You can turn base metals is gold, and it's only prohibitively expensive!