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Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:23 pm
by Sandwiches
You are not a giraffe, giraffe's can't type, they can't see the keyboard because it's way down at their hooves

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 5:02 pm
by GUTCHUCKER
You could have just answered yes.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 5:03 pm
by Sandwiches
I am a man of reason, I have lots of reasons for things.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:31 pm
by smiley_cow
Sandwiches wrote:Wouldn't you only be licking it's side as well? I have not met you but I can't think you are over 2m tall.


It's head was bent down. That's how it managed to lick me, you see. Also I was sitting in the back of a tall truck.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:33 pm
by Sandwiches
Curses, I didn't account for objects in my calculations!

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 6:15 am
by Kimra
At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:16 pm
by Lethal Interjection
Kimra wrote:At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.


At our zoo the giraffes have had their legs removed for ease of proximity.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 6:33 am
by DonRetrasado
Lethal Interjection wrote:
Kimra wrote:At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.


At our zoo the giraffes have had their legs removed for ease of proximity.

Those are called "snakes".

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 7:43 am
by GUTCHUCKER
I had always expected...

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:15 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Four words:

Infinite fructose corn syrup.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:49 pm
by nobody
You need to get an entity existing in 4 spatial dimensions to help you out with that one. But it could work.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:58 pm
by Euclidthegreek
I'd buy it!

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:06 pm
by nobody
The only problem is, what if a 4th spatial dimension creates some kind of intelligence it's impossible to conceive of in 3 dimensions? It would be freeaky is what I'm saying, can you deal with that?

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:20 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Bumper sticker that says "but not in a creepy way."

To put next to other people's "I <3 My Honor Student" or "I <3 My Yorkshire Terrier" stickers.

Re: Surefire business plans

PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:38 am
by DonRetrasado
That reminds me of this meme pic someone posted on facebook. My first thought was, "hey, Woody Allen!"