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Today I became an Award Winning Artist
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:15 am
by Yamid
Now shower me with kisses!*
*I've been drinking
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:07 am
by TwoBuy
hmm.... how 'bout an Oscar instead.
<note: I don't know one personally, but I'll bet there is a dead toddler named Oscar somewhere and I'm WILLING TO LET YOU HAVE HIM!>
Also, I won an award today for not doing art! What do they normally give those people. Oh yeah, a Grammy. Oh well, just so long as it isn't mine... and she's dead.
Re: Today I became an Award Winning Artist
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:10 am
by TwoBuy
Yamid wrote:*I've been drinking
Oh that gives me an idea... wife at her mothers... baby with wife... 3am... work at 9am... fridge full of beer.......
POST IN THE SMBC "GENERAL" FORUM!!!
Yamid, thanks for the idea help.
Re: Today I became an Award Winning Artist
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:00 pm
by GreenCrayon
Yamid wrote:Now shower me with kisses!
Only -- and this is a
BIG only -- if you've already been showered in some other aqueous substance recently. Preferably water.
Yamid wrote:*I've been drinking
Aqueous substances of over 2% alcohol (by volume) don't count.
...Hey! You stole my asterisk idea. Bad Yamid. No kisses for you.
Re: Today I became an Award Winning Artist
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:31 pm
by Yamid
GreenCrayon wrote:...Hey! You stole my asterisk idea. Bad Yamid. No kisses for you.
You're not the asterisk master!
Re: Today I became an Award Winning Artist
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:10 pm
by GreenCrayon
Yamid wrote:You're not the asterisk master!
*sob* Why did you have to remind me?
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:54 pm
by Yamid
That's how I operate, baby. Find out somebody's dream and then BAM! Crush em. Wait, no, that's Nik. I do something cool though. Trust me.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:12 pm
by Smon
Note:Award winning artist does NOT not mean artist won award for art.
Example:Double Fine (a video game company) recently advertised they won an award.
Fans were suprised and amused that it turned out to tbe a Customer of the Month award at their local starbucks.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:26 pm
by Yamid
Damn, using that I've been an award winning artist for a long time. But, yeah, I got some honorable mention crap for an animation I made. Another animation I worked on got first place, but it had a raccoon in it and was lame.
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:19 pm
by wolf
Yamid wrote: Another animation I worked on got first place, but it had a raccoon in it and was lame.
Canadian Panther. Not raccoon. They're called Canadian Panthers.
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:35 pm
by Smon
wolf wrote:Yamid wrote: Another animation I worked on got first place, but it had a raccoon in it and was lame.
Canadian Panther. Not raccoon. They're called Canadian Panthers.
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...what animal is used in canadian bacon?
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:41 pm
by Goose
Canadians fool.
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:28 pm
by Yamid
wolf wrote:Canadian Panther. Not raccoon. They're called Canadian Panthers.
All I remember about animals in Canadia is that they hate "hedgehogs," which I think are really porcupines. Canadia is a strange and magical land.
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:07 am
by Smon
Yamid wrote:wolf wrote:Canadian Panther. Not raccoon. They're called Canadian Panthers.
All I remember about animals in Canadia is that they hate "hedgehogs," which I think are really porcupines. Canadia is a strange and magical land.
Its Oz.
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:52 am
by Yamid
jolly oz, or anal-rape oz?