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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:07 am
Ug, down to the in-laws for 6 days. I shudder to think of the SMBC I'll miss being without the internet for a week (they live on a FARM!). If any of you are feeling motivated, you can always sacrifice a virgin to an ancient god (I'll let you choose which one) for me. Though I hear that you'll have to grab 'em before they hit junior high these days. Well, unless they're an ugly bastard, but I'll be $#)#$ pissed if any of you sacrifice an ugly kid in my honor!
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:47 am
Three hot 20yr old Virgins Just for you.
Or I could always just send them to you alive whatever works best.
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:41 am
If by sacrifice you mean "have hot sex with," then... well... no I won't be doing that either.
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:15 am
we_are_138 wrote:Three hot 20yr old Virgins Just for you.
Having sex with their first cousin still counts as sex.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:59 pm
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:03 pm
What an odd place for incestuous semi-pedophilia! Was that a farm joke, or completely off the top of your head?
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:23 pm
TheyMightBeJason wrote:What an odd place for incestuous semi-pedophilia!
You're suggesting that you know a better place for it?
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:04 pm
I dident mean 20 one year olds, I meant twenty-year olds.... there is no way to say it without it becoming twisted.