yo mamma so fat!

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yo mamma so fat!

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ok, post offensive comments about the above's mamma, try and keep them funny and original cuz i can't.

since i'm the first one i'm insulting the first reader's motha' now.

yo mama so fat flies fly near her and get stuck in an orbit around her (see? not funny)

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Yo mama's so fat that her cholesterol is through the roof and she's eating herself into an early grave. Im not good at insults.

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Yo mama's so fat she wore high-heels and struck oil.

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Yo mamma's so fat she keeps a roll of butcher paper next to the toilet.

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Your mamma's so ugly, for a second I thought I was fucking you last night.

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Eegah...

YOUR mama's so fat, she has other fat women orbiting her.
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yo mamma so fat her crack is commonly confused with the grand canyon

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YOUR momma's so fat, she OMG FIRST POST.
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Your mama's so fat that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Your mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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TheyMightBeJason wrote:Your mama's so fat that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Your mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Man, I've heard those a million times. Remeber to keep them origional, even if that means they aren't as good.

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a radar dish as an ice cream scoop.

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yo mamma so fat and heretic she tried to eat flying spaghetti monster... for an entr?e!

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Your momma's so hard to buy shoes for.

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Your mamas so fat Pilsbury is envious of her rolls.
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Your mama's so fat, she's still not aware that she gave birth to you.

Your mama's so fat, the particles of her thighs reached such intense levels of gravity that they imploded forming a singularity out of which not even light can escape.

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Your mama's so fat that even Trekkies don't have a word for it!

Also, she should probably seek medical attention. I'm staring to believe this could be a serious medical concern. Best of luck!
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