yo mamma so fat!

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:31 pm

ok, post offensive comments about the above's mamma, try and keep them funny and original cuz i can't.

since i'm the first one i'm insulting the first reader's motha' now.

yo mama so fat flies fly near her and get stuck in an orbit around her (see? not funny)

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:42 pm

Yo mama's so fat that her cholesterol is through the roof and she's eating herself into an early grave. Im not good at insults.

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:57 pm

Yo mama's so fat she wore high-heels and struck oil.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:33 pm

Yo mamma's so fat she keeps a roll of butcher paper next to the toilet.

Post by **ZachWeiner** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:02 am

Your mamma's so ugly, for a second I thought I was fucking you last night.

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:41 am

Eegah...

YOUR mama's so fat, she has other fat women orbiting her.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:09 pm

yo mamma so fat her crack is commonly confused with the grand canyon

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:05 pm

YOUR momma's so fat, she OMG FIRST POST.

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:15 pm

Your mama's so fat that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Your mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:54 am

TheyMightBeJason wrote:Your mama's so fat that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Your mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Man, I've heard those a million times. Remeber to keep them origional, even if that means they aren't as good.

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a radar dish as an ice cream scoop.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:39 pm

yo mamma so fat and heretic she tried to eat flying spaghetti monster... for an entr?e!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:25 pm

Your momma's so hard to buy shoes for.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:55 pm

Your mamas so fat Pilsbury is envious of her rolls.

Post by **ZachWeiner** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:13 am

Your mama's so fat, she's still not aware that she gave birth to you.

Your mama's so fat, the particles of her thighs reached such intense levels of gravity that they imploded forming a singularity out of which not even light can escape.

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:22 am

Your mama's so fat that even Trekkies don't have a word for it!

Also, she should probably seek medical attention. I'm staring to believe this could be a serious medical concern. Best of luck!