yo mamma so fat!
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Only 'cause she has fewer windows.Steffles wrote:That is impossible.. The only thing that can be confused with your mom is a house, A large plane, and occasionally a bus.. (last one not as often)tucker wrote:yo momma's so fat that she's often confused with my mom
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Tucker's mom is so fat, that she was once walking down the street and ran into a group of mimes, the mimes told her she was a lard-ass in fairly unique hand gestures and acrobats. She then ran home crying and accidently knocked over a canister of toxic waste that ran into the sewer. When she got home she decided to have a glass of water to go with her dinner (dinner consisting of Whale and Polar Bears). Once she got her glass of water, she noticed that the water looked toxic (because the Toxic waste flowed up into her water pipes for revenge) but she drank it anyways. 5 minutes later, Tucker came home and was horrified by the sight of his fat mother slowly suffocating on her own urine (That forced it's way up to her wind pipe due to the toxins she drank). Then Tucker had to go through extensive therapy to only slightly rid him of the horrible images he had just seen.
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Well this story is obviously made up.hawhaw1267 wrote:...She then ran home crying and accidently knocked over a canister of toxic waste that ran into the sewer...
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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I've heard that before, and it wasn't funny the first time.Steffles wrote:lol that makes me think.. Your mama's so fat she can roll faster than she can run!
But this time it's hilarious!
Wow, I love unreadable sarcasm.
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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TwoBuy you better hope Tuckers mom doesent get wind of this (Scroll to the Bottom) lest Washington becomes a state made up of tiny craters.
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penny arcade?!... ughwe_are_138 wrote:TwoBuy you better hope Tuckers mom doesent get wind of this (Scroll to the Bottom) lest Washington becomes a state made up of tiny craters.
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I think that counts as second breakfast for tuckers mom.
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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