yo mamma so fat!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:54 pm

*Using Hot Pocket jingle* Roast-Pocket!

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:58 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:*Using Hot Pocket jingle* Roast-Pocket!

hold on there hawhaw, tone down the language a bit

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:02 pm

tucker wrote:hold on there hawhaw, tone down the language a bit

I don't like your tone! You know what?

YOUR MOM CHOKED AND DIED ON HER OWN URINE!

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:05 pm

Hey I remember videotaping that... HA! But I am not sure if that was urine so much as it was butter, with a hint of cheezy poofs!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:31 am

Steffles wrote:with a hint of cheezy poofs!

Cheesy Poofs are good too bad tucker's mom had to die due to them.

mattydread · Post by **mattydread** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:44 pm

Your momma is so fat her blood type is pork.

Your momma is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean off of Floriday, she has to kick off Haitian refugees that try to settle on her.

Your momma is so fat, her perfume is called "Pork Chops 'O Chunky!" by Sysco.

Your momma is so fat, her soul actually has a weight.

Your momma is so fat she had to sit down in Walmart and open a package of Oreo Double Stuffs to eat becuase she said she was "feeling tired" <- true story, and the woman was on one of those motor driven carts that already has a chair!

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:13 pm

mattydread wrote:
Your momma is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean off of Florida, she has to kick off Haitian refugees that try to settle on her.

Nice!

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:18 am

Your mama is so fat when she sat on a scale it said infinity

Your mama is so fat, if she farted while laying down, she would orbit the earth at least 3 times before coming to a rest.

your mama is so fat, she uses orions belt.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:24 am

Your mamma's so fat she gave birth to you when you were Twelve.

Office31 · Post by **Office31** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:37 am

Yo Mammas so fat Phentermine is not in her vocabulary.

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:38 pm

Office31 wrote:Yo Mammas so fat Phentermine is not in her vocabulary.

That wasn't funny, and your "ad's" are annoying. No one wants to buy your stupid Phentermine... Except maybe Tucker's mom. Which is a good idea. You should pass it along to him...

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:41 pm

Steffles wrote:That wasn't funny, and your "ad's" are annoying.

They link to the wrong place, for a start. Who wants to go to the official Phentermine website, when we can get all the Phentermine you can eat right here?

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:43 pm

Oh okay I get it.. there is nothing to eat. So she looses weight!!! HAHA

CRAYON IS A GENIUS

*I was also wondering if you got my message last week*

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:44 pm

phentermine is sorta a running joke in the forums... we're trying to use the word enough times to get listed for that word on search engines. i'm sure office31 is one of our regulars just using a new pseudonim.

Office31 · Post by **Office31** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:39 pm

Ten posts, huzzah!
Phentermine

Fixed the link sorry about any confusion.
Now where the hell is my tittle (I deserve one now, ten coherent posts is alot for a spam bot)