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*Using Hot Pocket jingle* Roast-Pocket! :D

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hawhaw1267 wrote:*Using Hot Pocket jingle* Roast-Pocket! :D

hold on there hawhaw, tone down the language a bit
huh?

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tucker wrote:hold on there hawhaw, tone down the language a bit
I don't like your tone! You know what?

YOUR MOM CHOKED AND DIED ON HER OWN URINE!

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Hey I remember videotaping that... HA! But I am not sure if that was urine so much as it was butter, with a hint of cheezy poofs!
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Steffles wrote:with a hint of cheezy poofs!
Cheesy Poofs are good too bad tucker's mom had to die due to them.

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Your momma is so fat her blood type is pork.

Your momma is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean off of Floriday, she has to kick off Haitian refugees that try to settle on her.

Your momma is so fat, her perfume is called "Pork Chops 'O Chunky!" by Sysco.

Your momma is so fat, her soul actually has a weight.

Your momma is so fat she had to sit down in Walmart and open a package of Oreo Double Stuffs to eat becuase she said she was "feeling tired" <- true story, and the woman was on one of those motor driven carts that already has a chair!
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mattydread wrote:
Your momma is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean off of Florida, she has to kick off Haitian refugees that try to settle on her.
Nice!
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Your mama is so fat when she sat on a scale it said infinity

Your mama is so fat, if she farted while laying down, she would orbit the earth at least 3 times before coming to a rest.

your mama is so fat, she uses orions belt.
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Your mamma's so fat she gave birth to you when you were Twelve.
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Yo Mammas so fat Phentermine is not in her vocabulary.
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Office31 wrote:Yo Mammas so fat Phentermine is not in her vocabulary.
That wasn't funny, and your "ad's" are annoying. No one wants to buy your stupid Phentermine... Except maybe Tucker's mom. Which is a good idea. You should pass it along to him...
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Steffles wrote:That wasn't funny, and your "ad's" are annoying.
They link to the wrong place, for a start. Who wants to go to the official Phentermine website, when we can get all the Phentermine you can eat right here?
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Oh okay I get it.. there is nothing to eat. So she looses weight!!! HAHA

CRAYON IS A GENIUS

*I was also wondering if you got my message last week*
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Post by ruotwocone »

phentermine is sorta a running joke in the forums... we're trying to use the word enough times to get listed for that word on search engines. i'm sure office31 is one of our regulars just using a new pseudonim.

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Post by Office31 »

Ten posts, huzzah!
Phentermine

Fixed the link sorry about any confusion.
Now where the hell is my tittle (I deserve one now, ten coherent posts is alot for a spam bot)
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