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Office31 wrote:Now where the hell is my titty
:shock: Umm...how about you find it yourself...

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Your mama is so fat she is taller laying down than standing up..
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Your mother is so fat, she ate Doctor Angus
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I killed this, didn't I?
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It died many moons ago, when Steffles got involved. I thought your joke was humorous.
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Jesster wrote:It died many moons ago, when Steffles got involved. I thought your joke was humorous.
Yeah, its okay to blame things on me, its not like I have aheart or anything
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I always knew you didn't have a Hart
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Revived!

Yo mamma so fat, she proved the Geocentric Universe.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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yo momma so fat, she makes tucker's mom look anorexic
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

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Yo mamma's so fat, Nietzche had a mental breakdown!
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mountainmage wrote: anchorman was good, but you really need to see "The Grammar Police vs. Shut The Hell Up"

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Yo mamma so fat she has no self-esteem.

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Your mama's so fat, leading scientists theorise she might be donut-shaped.
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CRAYON! hes back from the dead! looks like my satanic chants worked...
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mountainmage wrote:CRAYON! hes back from the dead! looks like my satanic chants worked...
And apparently finally figured out how to be funny too!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Post by your_face »

you're momma's so fat, she's morbidly obese and only has 2 weeks to live.

It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.
no u

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