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your_face wrote:It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.
Finding a furnacewill be tough too.
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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your_face wrote:you're momma's so fat, she's morbidly obese and only has 2 weeks to live.

It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.
Heh. That reminds me of a section from Fight Club. The book, not the movie, as they didn't include that particular bit in the movie (and there isn't much from that book I can say that about, actually).
Marla remarks that she once worked at a mortuary, and people would come in to buy urns and things. Well, these really obese people would come in and buy really small urns. She remarks that they'd be lucky if they could even fit their ashed head into those things.

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TwoBuy wrote:
your_face wrote:It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.
Finding a furnacewill be tough too.
we're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Your mamas so fat she scratches her back with the 'Moonraker'.
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her butt would have been better :lol:
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mountainmage wrote:her butt would have been better :lol:
Your butt would have been better. Shut the fuck up and never question we are again. Ever.
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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mountainmage wrote:her butt would have been better :lol:
No, moonraker is what she uses to scratch her back.
She also uses it to comb her ass.

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TwoBuy wrote:
mountainmage wrote:her butt would have been better :lol:
Your butt would have been better. Shut the fuck up and never question we are again. Ever.
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well someone's got something crammed up somewhere. i'll give you a hint. its twobuy.
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mountainmage wrote:well someone's got something crammed up somewhere. i'll give you a hint. its twobuy.
Is it gold?! In my pockets?!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Hey guys, is this battletoads?
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your_face wrote:Hey guys, is this battletoads?
No, I actually think this game is possible to beat without a game genie.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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mountainmage wrote:well someone's got something crammed up somewhere. i'll give you a hint. its twobuy.
Everybody be on the look out, somebody has a twobuy crammed up somewhere.
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I just looked at your new location and busted a nut. Clever girl.
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Me? Ive always been in Location, location.
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