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Your mamma's so fat every journey to the 'fridge results in the flooding of some asian island you've never heard of.
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yo momma's so fat that she's often confused with my mom
huh?

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tucker wrote:yo momma's so fat that she's often confused with my mom
That is impossible.. The only thing that can be confused with your mom is a house, A large plane, and occasionally a bus.. (last one not as often)
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Steffles wrote:
tucker wrote:yo momma's so fat that she's often confused with my mom
That is impossible.. The only thing that can be confused with your mom is a house, A large plane, and occasionally a bus.. (last one not as often)
Only 'cause she has fewer windows.
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Tucker's mom is so fat, that she was once walking down the street and ran into a group of mimes, the mimes told her she was a lard-ass in fairly unique hand gestures and acrobats. She then ran home crying and accidently knocked over a canister of toxic waste that ran into the sewer. When she got home she decided to have a glass of water to go with her dinner (dinner consisting of Whale and Polar Bears). Once she got her glass of water, she noticed that the water looked toxic (because the Toxic waste flowed up into her water pipes for revenge) but she drank it anyways. 5 minutes later, Tucker came home and was horrified by the sight of his fat mother slowly suffocating on her own urine (That forced it's way up to her wind pipe due to the toxins she drank). Then Tucker had to go through extensive therapy to only slightly rid him of the horrible images he had just seen.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:...She then ran home crying and accidently knocked over a canister of toxic waste that ran into the sewer...
Well this story is obviously made up.
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TwoBuy wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:...She then ran home crying and accidently knocked over a canister of toxic waste that ran into the sewer...
Well this story is obviously made up.
I'm sorry, that is a little type-o. I meant, "...rolled home crying..."

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lol that makes me think.. Your mama's so fat she can roll faster than she can run!
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Steffles wrote:lol that makes me think.. Your mama's so fat she can roll faster than she can run!
I've heard that before, and it wasn't funny the first time.

But this time it's hilarious!
Wow, I love unreadable sarcasm.
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TwoBuy you better hope Tuckers mom doesent get wind of this (Scroll to the Bottom) lest Washington becomes a state made up of tiny craters.
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we_are_138 wrote:TwoBuy you better hope Tuckers mom doesent get wind of this (Scroll to the Bottom) lest Washington becomes a state made up of tiny craters.
penny arcade?!... ugh

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ruotwocone wrote: penny arcade?!... ugh
Yeah, SOE sent them 1,200 krispy Kreme donuts as a "joke".
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I think that counts as second breakfast for tuckers mom.
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TwoBuy wrote:I think that counts as second breakfast for tuckers mom.
I think that counts as a second breakfast for your* mom
*wait, crap.

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your mom is so fat that she put a roast inside of a pie and said: LOOK, A HOT POCKET... MY SIZE!
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