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Hey, you, necromancer, introduce yourself first before you start digging up our rotten corpses!
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Leave the kid alone. He's new, he don't know no better.

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Besides, I already chastised him for bringing a three-year-dead thread back to life with his First post whilst attempting to de-derail AND breaking Rule Nine.

At the same time.
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I'm okay with necromancy provided he actually read the whole thread. So much gold that so few have read.

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I might be a little biased but I'll go with Samus on this one.

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Avalant wrote:I might be a little biased but I'll go with Samus on this one.
Hey buddy, you get that on-topic nonsense out of here.
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Here we are, trying to converse, and you waltz in here with your uppity ideas about fictional violence? No thank you, SIR.

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Frostbite wrote:
Avalant wrote:I might be a little biased but I'll go with Samus on this one.
Hey buddy, you get that on-topic nonsense out of here.
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So adblocked. I do liek it, but I see enough of that elsewhere on the internet.
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Is that still cool? I haven't been keeping up on my memes.

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It's kinda old meme, but people generally still like it. It's a classic.
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Mudkip aint even all that great of a pokemon.

MY god, samus could take optimus any day. Have you seen the shit she's taken down? I mean, seriously?
Throw Unicron or Galvatron into the mix, and Samus might have a hard time. But OP can't do it alone.
I could imagine the chozo assimilation abilities of different technologies, while restricted in the game, would be able to taken on big robots.
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I doubt she could take on the mighty constructicons.
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I'm going to assume they are not fighting to the death, but rather are simply attempting to gauge one's strength. Samus would not fight a sentient living machine just because it's large and uses catchphrases, and optimus would probably be fascinated by the immersion of biology and technology embodied by samus.

Samus tends to pick the good side over what her employers ask of her, so unless she is evil or he is evil, I don't see any fatalities. That might actually harm Samus's ability to fight. But Seriously, Super missles, plasma wave, Ice missles. Against what? A giant robot that, depending on what point of continuity, might or might not have large amounts of energy/power/abilities at his command?
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