Hey guys!!!!

[flamingkinkos]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man's smile turned into a grin, so she move again. The man seemed more amused. When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS ARE COMING, and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, LOGAN'S LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING, I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign than said, WILLIAMS BIG STICK DID THE TRICK, I could hardly contain myself.

But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT, I just lost it.

The case was dismissed.

BUY XANAX. AND PHENTERMINE. AND BABIES. YOU KNOW THE ONES I MEAN.

(This has been a simulation of spam. In the case of real spam, links would be provided to the babies.)

[Lethal Interjection]

Laughing on a bus can get you arrested?

[flamingkinkos]

You can probably be arrested for even being on the bus.

[GreenCrayon]

You can probably be arrested for even being on the bus.

For more information on this crime, please see this ancient thread.

[flamingkinkos]

Clearly I've been bested at spamming. I will return to what I did previously in my spare time.

[Simon.]

For more information on this crime, please see this ancient thread.

Ah there it is, I knew it was somewhere and meant to link it up. But couldn't find it. Your forum knowledge is unsurpassed Crayon. I thought at first this was a purposeful rehash of the old spam joke. But it wasn't? How positively glorious.

[Lethal Interjection]

For more information on this crime, please see this ancient thread.

Ah there it is, I knew it was somewhere and meant to link it up. But couldn't find it. Your forum knowledge is unsurpassed Crayon. I thought at first this was a purposeful rehash of the old spam joke. But it wasn't? How positively glorious.

Yeah, I seemed to remember a conversation about it, but couldn't recall if it was with friends in person or on the other webboard I frequent.

[GreenCrayon]

Yeah, I seemed to remember a conversation about it, but couldn't recall if it was with friends in person or on the other webboard I frequent.

You mean you've been cheating on us? With real life friends and another webboard?!

[ruotwocone]

Yeah, I seemed to remember a conversation about it, but couldn't recall if it was with friends in person or on the other webboard I frequent.

You mean you've been cheating on us? With real life friends and another webboard?!

because you're of course totally clear of any cheating*


*because its more like incest

[GreenCrayon]

because you're of course totally clear of any cheating

Come on. 23 posts. Twenty three. She means nothing to me. I do 23 posts a day for this forum! It's not you, it's me. Can we still be friends? I've come to fix the plumbing. Et cetera.

[Lethal Interjection]

Yeah, I seemed to remember a conversation about it, but couldn't recall if it was with friends in person or on the other webboard I frequent.

You mean you've been cheating on us? With real life friends and another webboard?!

I thought this was an open relationship!

[GreenCrayon]

I thought this was an open relationship!

I only said that to convince you to put out. Jeez.

[Lethal Interjection]

I thought this was an open relationship!

I only said that to convince you to put out. Jeez.

Well, then, you can have your school pin back.

[Spruce Moose]

I hate when spammers don't offer me a free game. That alone ruins it.