a true return?... probably not

[Red Crayon]

Maybe that was my menstruation cycle acting up

Did it get a puncture?

Why don't you get a clue and stop being so green, greenie

[GreenCrayon]

Why don't you get a clue and stop being so green, greenie

Man, what with imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all, I'm just about ready to burst with the ego here. You even have that cute little "Visigoth" signature. That's awesome.

Only thing that annoys me, though, is that now I can't execute my plan of going through the rainbow and allowing my burgeoning multiple personalities a place to kick back and relax.

[Purple Crayon]

one more on the scene!



I'm not from England



how is everyone?

[Red Crayon]

yes, because the can of Fosters clearly shows that you are english.

[Purple Crayon]

yes, because the can of Fosters clearly shows that you are english and have distinct flair for pseudo Irony!

I fixed* it for you.

*perhaps there is some fine print that you missed?

[TwoBuy]

yes, because the can of Fosters clearly shows that you are english.

The more subtle clue is that it shows he is not Australian either. Since they only drink VB in the Down Under.

[Simon.]

It's true, we're massive VB drinkers, and not so massive Fosters lager drinkers. But you are also wearing an English shirt, so, you aren't Australian, that's a definite. And, since recently being in England, I did note that most pubs and bars and the like have Fosters on tap. English would have been my answer. But now, I'm going to go with oh, let's see... Scottish.

[GreenCrayon]

But now, I'm going to go with oh, let's see... Scottish.

Most of the Scots I know drink Newkie Brown.

[Jesster]

All of the Scots I know drink heavily.