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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:57 pm

What if one of those extra 9 presidents was YOUR president?
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Sahan » Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:02 pm

That's supposed to be a sort of deterrent?
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:10 pm

I'm not talking about the president of your country, I'm talking about your household president. The one you found on the side of the road and nursed back to health.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Sahan » Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:23 pm

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Destructicus wrote:Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Euclidthegreek » Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:25 am

Sahan wrote:-INFORMATION CLASSIFIED-
'Nuff said.
Edminster wrote:I'm starting to think Euclid lives in the past.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Kimra » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:37 am

Meh. I'm a hitman, why would I be nursing anyone back to health? Know you nothing of the trade?
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby LordRetard » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:18 am

Everyone should be healthy before they die.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Sahan » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:23 am

Or else they deduct points for only doing part of the job.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby starling_bird » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:54 am

Kimra wrote:Meh. I'm a hitman, why would I be nursing anyone back to health? Know you nothing of the trade?


drumming up business. You can't have people dying of natural causes.
If you do it right, you might be able to collect on the same guy twice.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Sahan » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:59 am

You can't let them know it was the same guy though, you have to dress them up, give them a new identity, and then take them again once they become a threat to your employers again.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby starling_bird » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:18 pm

Sahan wrote:You can't let them know it was the same guy though, you have to dress them up, give them a new identity, and then take them again once they become a threat to your employers again.


Brothers Grim break into the lucrative organised crime market.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Kimra » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:07 pm

This all has great potential but I am fundamentally a killer, and if I was inclined to drum up extra business the Grimm way I would just hire someone else to do it, and instead of paying them kill them when they had done their job.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:42 pm

I'm pretty sure people who deal with killers are aware of the risks of killing.

I think they'd either have safeguards or not be in business for very long. Evolution of the market in application!
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Kimra » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:46 pm

There's always a spare desperate immigrant somewhere.
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Re: Happy new yearz!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:48 pm

Yes. I never stop hearing about how reliable and dependable and useful desperate immigrants are.

They always get the job done to the highest degree of quality.
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