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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:26 pm
by TwoBuy
we_are_138 wrote:"Hundreds of dead infants are found floating in the waters near Japan"
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TOKYO - Fishermen apparently "Love the taste" of these slightly decomposed carcases that have been stewing in the Nackle water just over 24 hours. "At first I thought all my wishes had been answerd" said Huang Zuniga a fisherman of the coast of Japan "but upon closer inspection I saw that they were infact Infants and not cheetos... I cried a little, 'why dont I ever get cheetos' I asked Myself" A question that will go unanswerd.. for now.
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Did anyone else notice that Huang is definately not a Japanese name. Most likely a Han-Chinese name. Korean might be another good guess based off the locale of the fishing, but I think Koreans spell it Hwang. So to sum up, I hate Cheeto Puffs.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:26 pm
by we_are_138
Ahh Notice I covered My bases, it said a fisherman off the coast of japan not a 'japanese fisherman' I want my beer now....

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:38 pm
by TwoBuy
we_are_138 wrote:I want my beer now....
I got it for you waiting in Seattle. It's a win-win, since if anyone comes to Seattle they have to buy me a beer anyway (as per newbie thread)! Basically, what I'm saying here is my name is TwoBuy and I'm an alchoholic.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:26 pm
by we_are_138
Alchoholics will inherit the earth, fuck the meek drink to health, death to everyone else.