ForumBattle II: This Time It's Prehensile

geewj · Post by **geewj** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:55 am

Of course not.

Unless...

Nah, you're right.

0 carbs

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:29 pm

mountainmage wrote:if they're alive they're obviously free to join.

I can guarantee I'm alive*, but I don't want to try and guarantee I'll be conscious. Loophole?

mountainmage wrote:and for god's sake pick someone to be MC who won't crap out on us midbattle.

Wow, that actually sounded like you were frontin'. Did you grow a pair while I was away**?

* This is patently false.
** In rehab*.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:20 pm

he was all noob-y when you left so was trying to fit in. now he's moved on to the second stage of grieving - asshole*

*i'm sure i'll move on to the third stage at some point.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:54 pm

I'm a level 2 forum goer!

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:47 am

Hmmmm... somehow I missed the second half of that last page. Good thing Mage linked it.
Wow. I didn't really realize that I'm one of the "oldies". I don't feel all that old, not to mention that I don't think I started really posting until many of the 2006ers joined*. Although, most of the people on that first page have since vacated and showed up rarely if ever.
Also, 2005 would have wolf if she showed up again, as well.

*Before that it was mostly the caption contest things, with real prizes and everything.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:10 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:Hmmmm... somehow I missed the second half of that last page. Good thing Mage linked it.

Same.

mountainimage wrote:i didn't add anyone who hasn't posted in over a month

Keep track of the forums much? Anyway yeah, I don't know if I'm really suited for sketchbattle, as in I'm far too slack. Although judging from last season, so is everyone else. (Except mountainmage and possibly others (I forget*))

*To care.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:30 pm

Simon. wrote:I'm really suited for sketchbattle, as in I'm far too slack.

Just keep recaptioning tim's comics

Hal · Post by **Hal** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:25 pm

mountainmage wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:
mountainmage wrote:I demand a new forumbattle with noobs on one side (craze, geewj, and the two girls whoever they are) vs. the oldies but goodies.
I would recommend, however, that if we want teams that we should adopt the IFL standards. Each team gets one person per weight class, so newbs, members, and old-fogies (as an example of how we could break it down). Then the teams square off: newb v newb, member v member, and geriatric v geriatric.

Just a suggestion.
Sounds like a plan. so oldies, members, and noobs face off on teams?

just a tentative list:

(2005): twobuy, we_are, lethal
(2006): ruo, me
(2007): jaydee, cheez, girlsdontdothat, geewj, Hal

If I read this right, I have to commit homicide on the elderly to obtain forum cred?

Point me in the right direction.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:45 pm

How else are people expected to get anywhere in life?

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:22 am

mountainmage wrote:How else are people expected to get anywhere in life?

Hookers don't have to kill older people...

Hal · Post by **Hal** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:13 am

cheez.wiz wrote:Hookers don't have to kill older people...

One time I was getting a lap dance, and I spilled my beer. So I said to the stripper "I'm not making much of an impression here am I?" Then she said "I'm a stripper, you don't got to impress me."

I gave her an extra dollar. She never killed anyone.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:47 am

So i guess that makes two kinds of people... Hookers AND strippers.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:17 pm

cheez.wiz wrote:Hookers don't have to kill older people...

No, hookers aren't smart enough to kill people. If they knew what was up they'd be killing the elderly all over the place.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:29 am

Or maybe they aren't clean enough...

the site twobuy just linked to wrote:Donna Spangler uses the Princess Formula in her book How to Get a Rich Man, which is designed to help the reader get the right man step-by-step and outlines the bath to true love and financial security.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:49 pm

the site twobuy just linked to wrote:Donna Spangler uses the Princess Formula in her book How to Get a Rich Man, which is designed to help the reader get the right man step-by-step and outlines the bath to true love and financial security.

It's true, us rich* guys don't like it when gold-diggers smell bad*.

*as far as you know