I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:15 pm

OH MY GOD! It was so scary! I was just sitting there and BAM! I had a straight up heart attack! I started rolling around on the floor and screaming, "BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!!!" And my mom came upstairs and saw me rolling about on the floor with some kind of yellow liquid shooting from my nipples. Then she punched me in the face to make sure I wasn't faking it and then she ran downstairs to call 911 and then...my heart attack passed....I was alright... but scared. The heart attack must be caused by all the Twinkies I eat...

Society · Post by **Society** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:35 pm

well, arn't we feeling...excentric.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:01 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:I started rolling around on the floor and screaming, "BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!!!"

Aren't heart attacks usually not-so-bloody? Ya know, unless you attack 'em with an axe or somethin. Makes sense that way though. If I ever walked in on my kid screeming bloody murder with an axe lodged in their chest, I'd probably punch 'em in the face to make sure it was legit too.

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:35 am

That's what he kept saying!

This doesn't seem physically possible!

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:58 pm

Red vs Blue joke there Jason? Or a mere coincidence? Only time will tell, but I'm sure GreenCrayon has a conspiracy theory about it.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:34 am

Jesster wrote:I'm sure GreenCrayon has a conspiracy theory about it.

Or... do I?

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:52 pm

TheyMightBeJason wrote:That's what he kept saying!
This doesn't seem physically possible!

red vs blue = best thing EVER!!!!!

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:12 pm

I only made the RvB reference because hawhaw1267 already made one:

BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:58 pm

tucker wrote:red vs blue = best thing EVER!!!!!

Hmm... I was a huge fan of season 1. Season 2 was Ok, but it has really gone down hill. And season 1 only had 2 or 3 really funny episodes, the rest were just ok. Basically, the whole reason it exists is because the Puma episode and the Surrender episode were so rediculously funny that you just had to keep watching in hopes of more like them.

SMBC is far funnier week-in and week-out (whatever that really means).

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:02 pm

OH! So nobody even CARES that I had a heart attack! I see! It's all, "Red Vs. Blue THIS and Red Vs. Blue THAT!" Nobody cares that their beloved hawhaw almost died and had YELLOW LIQUID shooting from my NIPPLES!!!!

Thanks alot guys! I hope you guys fall on a screwdriver!!!!

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:29 pm

quit complaining, get over it, no one likes you!!!!!!!!!

anyway rvb season 2 was the BEST EVER!!! then season 1, season 3, and season 4. season 4 is complete crap so far, its about as enjoyable as a box full of little puppy corpses.

*sob sob* little puppies WHY!?!?!?

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:42 pm

wait, was the Surrender episode season 1 or 2? It had the medic in it so I think that makes it early season 2. If that's the case, then season 2 gets some love. But come on, Season 1 had the Puma, all the headlight-fluid stuff, caboose not being an intentional idiot, the tatoo PSA. Definately the best season.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:12 pm

Season One was the best. Season 2's Surrender episode was brilliant, I have the Grif t-shirt. However, Wyoming was a great character, and the evil AI/Doc is always good for a chuckle.

Society · Post by **Society** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:16 pm

Call me old fasioned, but whats red vs. blue? I've never heard of it.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:04 am

Society wrote:Call me old fasioned, but whats red vs. blue? I've never heard of it.

It's nerds voice-dubbing Halo. You can find it here. Though the older seasons are only available on a rotating basis to non-paying members. I think you can find them elsewhere though. The first season is worth watching at least.

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