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Society wrote:Call me old fasioned, but whats red vs. blue? I've never heard of it.
Yeah, I didn't know either.
hawhaw1267 wrote:OH! So nobody even CARES that I had a heart attack! I see!
Ouch. Painful recovery ahead. I know, my dad had one and well look forward to the open heart and "hug buddy".
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TwoBuy wrote:I think you can find them elsewhere though.
Peer-to-peer file-sharing networks are saturated with the episodes. Or so Santa told me, that evil file-sharing Communist.
hawhaw1267 wrote:had YELLOW LIQUID shooting from my NIPPLES!!!!!!!11!!11!!1oneonetwoonetwotestingtestingisthisthingon?
Was it butter?
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GreenCrayon wrote:Was it butter?
No...it was Pee :(

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hawhaw1267 wrote:No...it was Pee :(
Urine came out of your nipples? I'm beginning to doubt your story.
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GreenCrayon wrote:Urine came out of your nipples? I'm beginning to doubt your story.
Yeah, well....you used Bob's dead corpse as a raft...is that believeable? YES So there you go

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I doubt you even have nipples.
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hawhaw1267 wrote:you used Bob's dead corpse as a raft
You're thinking of TwoBuy*. I don't even know any dead inmates called Bob.

* Yes, it was really me who came up with the story involving Bob, you don't need to check the languishing forum archives. If you haven't been paying attention, it's a medium-to-long standing thing here that TwoBuy is credited with my stuff, I'm just playing on that again.
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GreenCrayon wrote:You're thinking of TwoBuy*. I don't even know any dead inmates called Bob.
Wait, does that make me a comedic genious story writer or zombified, fellon water-vessel?
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:Wait, does that make me a comedic genious story writer or zombified, fellon water-vessel?
:][>:=~+:

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hawhaw1267 wrote::][>:=~+:
You're in the badlands now, boy. That happened to all our mothers.
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Well. Not mine....wait a second... :o *Gasp* MOMMY DIED!!!!!! :shock:

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hawhaw1267 wrote:Well. Not mine....wait a second... :o *Gasp* MOMMY DIED!!!!!! :shock:
I am still confused about the yellow liquid coming out of your nipples, there is no way that could be safe! What in gods name did you eat??
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if there are two things that I love...it's Red vs Blue and thread necrophilia!
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epoch wrote:if there are two things that I love...it's Red vs Blue and thread necrophilia!
If I don't respond will he go away?

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Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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necrophilia of any kind is just wrong >.>* grave digging is perfectly acceptable though, bonus points for watches and jewelry!



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