I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:20 pm

there's nothing wrong with necrophelia, it's a natural process and part of god's will.

UtterMoron · Post by **UtterMoron** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:36 pm

ruotwocone wrote:there's nothing wrong with necrophelia, it's a natural process and part of god's will.

I seriously doubt the bible says anything about god being in favor of necrophilia...

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:49 pm

actually i did a little research and...

God wrote:Yea, if any of thee want to molest the nonliving, I don't particularly want to know.

so i'm thinkin hes neutral.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:08 pm

UtterMoron wrote:I seriously doubt the bible says anything about god being in favor of necrophilia...

If god didn't want me to screw dead chicks, why would he make it impossible for them to resist my sexual advances?

you just don't think before you type, do you?

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:30 pm

plus, how are you supposed to create orifices* in a living chick? That's just painful and mean

*oh yes, you know i** like it in the newly created kidneygina
**that's the chick talking, not me... of course... cuz i'm not into getting violated in my kidneygina

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:43 pm

Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

and I have always been partial to making new holes in the skull...

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:03 am

epoch wrote:Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

I believe the phrase is, "Dead girls can't say no."

But I'm steering well away from this particular subject from here on in.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:05 pm

In case the wife ever decides to look in the basement?

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:43 pm

Jesster wrote:In case the wife ever decides to look in the basement?

I don't have a basement. Well, not any more.

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:54 pm

Not since the local authorities discovered where the smell of cadavers and semen was coming from. They had to condemn it, and fill it with concrete. In years to come, people with think it was like Pompeii all over again, except this time with sex.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:39 pm

your_face wrote:In years to come, people with think it was like Pompeii all over again, except this time with sex.

What, are you writing my biography or something?

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:39 pm

if he does, can I do the illustrations?

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:44 pm

epoch wrote:if he does, can I do the illustrations?

If you don't get bored of drawing hookers and farmyard animals, sure.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:47 pm

that sounds like an instant oprah book of the month. just be careful you don't put in too many exaggerations. if epoch gets the art, and that other guy gets text, can i get publicizing?

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:48 pm

mountainmage wrote:can i get publicizing?

Sure. Who wants to do the foreword?